Pumpkin pie

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(Before I start I just want to say sorry for the long break, I will make sure this one is long and cringy yet epic, enjoy)

Yesterday I met lapis, she is a great gem and is now one of my good friends.
Today I meet peridot Greg told me she's a bit "strange" (whatever that means)

When Y/N wakes up greg grabs her and takes Y/N to a farm
"Peridot, come here" Greg yells

"Coming!!!" A loud voice screams

I see this green blob on what looks like a piece of metal flying at Greg and I. The green thing is right near us, instead of stoping like lapis did the green thing (who is assume is peridot) jumps of the piece of metal.

The metal doesn't stop moving it hits Greg right in the balls

"No my sacks!" Greg screams

Greg runs away while yelling "have fun babe"

I turn away from the blob that use to be Greg to look at the green creature, from what I can see right now she's short, green and has massive hair and some cool ass shades, she has a look on her face, I can't tell if she's judging me or if it's just her resting face, she's wearing a red shirt with a star I'm the middle.

"Can I assume your peridot" I saw

"You are correct to have made that assumption, yes I am peridot, lapis is my good friend and told me a little bit about you. I hear that your getting married to Greg, I have set up some activity's for you and I to take part in to get to know each other, follow me to the back of the barn to where the first activity will take place"

Peridot grabs my neon yellow shirt, I see ovens and wooden tables on the ground.

"Peridot what is this?"

"It's obviously a cooking contest, this is a farm so you can take some crops and make food, we start now"

Peridot didn't give me time to think or say anything...she just expects me to make food without a recipe, I guess if there are pumpkins here I can make some pumpkin pie, that's the only thing I can make from the top of my head.

Y/N looks around the massive farm to hopefully find a pumpkin

Finally a pumpkin! What's it doing on there? Oh well I hope peridots fine with it.

Finally a pumpkin! What's it doing on there? Oh well I hope peridots fine with it

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Y/N takes the pumpkin chops it up, and makes an pie

It seems all I need to do now is put it in the oven
I look over to see what peridot is doing

"Hey peridot what step are you on?"

"Well I have my food in the oven, what about you?"

"Same with me peridot"

"Now we can do step two of the activities I have planned, Y/N tell me about yourself!"

"Oh wow, well..I guess you can saw I'm on of the boys, I work for Batman-"

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