Working for batman is hard but it pays well, I get about 69 billion dollars every year, I normally spend it all on body pillows and beaststar mangas.I wonder what Greg wanted to tell me- I have no time to think about that, collot from beaststars is back from the dead.
I run to my neon green Bugatti.
I see the sheep-dog running about beach city.
I take out my pink pistol. And aim it at the beast, when all of a sudden the cashier from before jumps out with a lady that looks like Pinocchio, and a purple thing. They stab the dog and he "shatters" in a type of way
I'm standing in shock, I feel breathing behind me...it's Batman
"Hey Batman, so I guess everything's fine now."
"Y/N I'm batman and I need to tell you something...come with me"
With a confused look on my face I follow batman
"That man who ate you eyeball...Greg universe is his name right?"
I think.
"Yeah what about Greg?"
"Y/N you do know what greg has done right?"
"No? What did he do?"
Batman takes a bat-breath and puts his bat-hand on my shoulder
"He-he..he follows Andrew Tate on twitter
It takes a second to process this information
"What...no he can't, why how? Greg isn't like this..."
Batman gestures with his bat-hands to the beach
"Y/N ask him for yourself"
"Oh I will and I will prove you wrong and show you how wrong you are"
I walk all the way back to the beach, so many thoughts are running through my head.
"Y/N! Your back!"
"Yeah...greg..can we talk?"
"Of course my sweet Y/N"
I sit down next to Greg, I start playing with the sand
"You know Greg...I don't like sand..it gets in my feet, and reminds me of my old home..."
"Dang, you know I had a tough life Y/N, now what do you want to tell me"
"Batman told me that you follow Andrew Tate on twitter..."
"Oh..that.."
Greg takes a breath
" it's true. I follow him, I don't agree with a lot of stuff he says but on the other hand he makes good points and well I'm sorry."
"Y/N i love you, and you know what."
Greg takes out his phone and goes on to the twitter app. He goes on Andrew gates account and clicks the unfollow button
"Y/N I will do anything for you"
Greg takes my face and passionately kisses my lips
"Y/N" he says in between kissing me
"Will you"
"Marry me"
I freeze
"Greg what?
"Y/N will you marry me?"
"Yes!"
Greg takes out a ring with a beautiful pink diamond in the center, he slides the ring on my long and crusty ring finger.
"We can get married next month Y/N, my son Steven can come to the wedding and garnet can officiate it and Batman can come and all the other gems!"
"Well Greg, I do have to meet the other gems"
"Oh yeah right! Well tomorrow you can meet lapis and peridot and then the day after that-"
"One day at a time Greg, but yeah tomorrow I can meet this lapis and peridot"
I'm going to marry greg
Greg picks me up bridal style and takes me to his van
"Get some sleep my princess"
"I love you Greg"
"I love you to Y/N

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Greg universe x (female) reader
RomanceYes I'm aware this is on my permanent record Y/N works for Batman and is a huge fan of Greg universe, they fall in love and stuff