Quahog Rhode Island and Langley Falls Virginia are the chaos capitals of America. The former has a new resident,Y/n L/n,who moved there for a change of scenery. But he quickly gains the attention of many female residents. (Family Guy and American Da...
The camera pans downward to a shady alleyway in downtown Quahog, a familiar silhouette walks down, it's Jeff. He walks towards a figure in a duster, Cowboy hat,And sunglasses.
Jeff: You the guy?
The man looks up
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Man: Yes, I am.........Marty Stu. I'm guessing you've heard the stories people tell about me? Well,they're true.
Jeff: Can you do the Job?
Marty Stu: Born under the sign of the eternal warrior, I carve my path through this dystopian world..... searching......for something...Maybe an answer,or maybe a cause,or just a reason to fight? Who knows?
Jeff: Okay, but-
Marty Stu: Abandoned by my parents, I was raised by wolves.but not just any wolves,demon wolves. They taught me their ways,and I began to roam this earth as a half wolf half demon half Dragonkin warrior.
Jeff: Listen, I don't care-
Marty Stu: I carved a path of destruction through these lands,killing all those who harm the weak,and all those with non-liberal ideals. I am a master of all forms of combat,and at pretty much anything I attempt with no explanation of how. It has not been an easy life, I have transgendered,twice. I was born as a man,and now I am forced to live as a man! All women I come across fall in love with me,for seemingly no reason. I have been cursed with absolutely no character flaws, except for a few token mental health issues. Uh...bipolarism, insomnia, depression, PTSD, only the cool ones. I am now forced to wander this world,with no character development on sight!
Oh, and I can talk to trees.
Jeff: Jesus Christ! Will you just take down the guy who lives here?
He hands Marty a piece of paper with your address on it
Marty Stu: Of course! My Disney remake mindset would never stand to have an American corporate CEO walk around. I'll get right to it.
Marty walks off while singing to himself
Marty Stu: Marty Stu,Marty Stu, he's the demon wolf dragon king! Marty Stu....Marty Stu......
Timeskip.
You sit on the couch in your house with a bag of popcorn, Lois puts a blanket over the both of you as you watch (insert streaming service and show here)
Lois: This is the most romantic I've felt in years! I'm just so giddy!
You hug Lois tighter
You hear a knock at the door
Y/n: Did we order a pizza?
Lois: No.
You open the door to see a guy in a cowboy outfit
Marty Stu: Prepare to d- ohh.
Y/n: What the?
Marty Stu: I just crapped my pants! Oh God,I gotta go.
Lois: That was weird....
Timeskip
Jeff meets back with Marty Stu
Jeff: what happened?
Marty Stu: I quit! I frickin shat my pants!
Jeff: What the f- Why?
Marty Stu:you never said I'd be going against Y/n!
Jeff: why does it matter?
Marty: we're on different classes; I'm a Tumblr/DeviantArt OC, he's a Y/n from Wattpad! That's more powerful that OCs from DeviantArt, Tumblr,and any and all boorus combined!
Jeff: You know what? Screw this.
Jeff walks off
To be continued........
Author's note: Hope you guys got a good laugh. I was watching some videos of the fallout new Vegas mod "Courier's Cache" and decided to add this joke character from the mod. Be sure to credit that mod's author.
