Quahog Rhode Island and Langley Falls Virginia are the chaos capitals of America. The former has a new resident,Y/n L/n,who moved there for a change of scenery. But he quickly gains the attention of many female residents. (Family Guy and American Da...
It's Easter Sunday, you're sitting on a patio chair in the backyard,enjoying the warm,spring day. Suddenly, Vinny walked up to you with a letter in hand.
Vinny: Hey,Y/n. The ladies wanted me to give this to ya.
You open the letter and it reads:
"Hey,Y/n. Me and the girls have a little Easter surprise for you. Come to the nature park where our surprise is waiting for you. Enjoy! -Lois."
Y/n: These girls. I swear they won't stop until my balls and pelvis are dust. Well, I'll be back,Vinny. Take care.
Vinny: Same to you,Boss.
You get into your car and drive to the nature park on the southwest corner of Quahog. You park in front of the park and enter the forest. You find a clearing with a red Easter egg that has a heart pattern on it. You pick up the egg and open it, revealing (insert whatever you like,be it a piece of candy,a condom,or a home pregnancy test that symbolizes their desire to get pregnant)
???: Hey,baby.
You look behind you and see a bunch of women in Playboy Bunny suits.
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