Quahog Rhode Island and Langley Falls Virginia are the chaos capitals of America. The former has a new resident,Y/n L/n,who moved there for a change of scenery. But he quickly gains the attention of many female residents. (Family Guy and American Da...
Your mind is blank,your head against the window of the car as you rest from the long road trip. Lindsey playfully traces her finger around your hair, slowly waking you up.
Y/n: .....em......
Lindsey:(Whispers: Psst....Y/n...sweetie... wake up...)
Lindsey leans from the back seat and playfully licks your cheek. This causes you to jolt awake, hitting your head on the ceiling of the car.
Y/n: AH!
Lindsey: Hehehe...sorry,babe. But we're almost there. You gotta wake up.
You grab Lindsey by her top and pull her into a kiss
Y/n: You're getting anal tonight for that.
Lois: Ooh...
Lois drives the car into the driveway of the pewterschmidt estate. You get out of the car and help Lindsey grab the luggage. Lois leads you to the front door and opens it.
Y/n: I hope this goes good. You know he's the head of my company's rival.
Lois: I know,Y/n. And I also hope things go good.
You all head inside
Lois: Mom? Daddy? We're here.
An elderly couple descends down the stairs to greet you and your girlfriends
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Old man: Lois! There's my little girl.
The man hugs his daughter
Old man: Great to see you're no longer married to Peter.
He then turns to you
Old man: And you're the lucky man who's got Lois around his finger. You don't look like much,but hey,better than Griffin.
(Note: obviously,if you're black or any other race that isn't a white Anglo Saxon,his expression towards you is more reluctant. I bring it up in case you want a reason to hate him more, and to make cucking him more satisfying. >:-D )
Old man: I'm Carter pewterschmidt. That there is my darling wife, Babs.
Babs: Nice to meet you,you strapping young stallion.
