Borderlands 2024: Trash before dawn

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So,since this story has borderlands elements in it,I figure I should discuss my thoughts on the new borderlands movie:

IT SUCKED

This movie has terrible casting,a dumb plot, and diverges so much from the source material. It's an unholy abomination created by the Desolate One,The first of the fallen,The spoiler of virgins,The MASTER of abortions!

The one thing I kinda like about it is literally the CGI Rakk from the trailer, because that's what I'd expect a Rakk to actually look like. That's all.

To keep my issues short,the casting as many people pointed out is a huge problem. I don't buy Roland,a super serious,stone cold,soldier to be played by a short ass manlet comedian.

I kinda like Jamie Lee Curtis,but she shouldn't be any character.

Lilith is easily the most miscast out of all of them!

You know what? Fuck it,I'm not gonna continue,I'm gonna just say it; this sucked ass,it's a huge bullet to the franchise, Borderlands is dead AGAIN to be honest, Borderlands pretty much died with Wonderland and Takes from the borderlands season 2,and to a lot more fans beforehand with Borderlands 3. Thankfully,we still have Borderlands 1,2,The pre-sequel, and Tales season 1, and to some extent, Borderlands 3. I don't hate it as much as a lot of other fans, though I do understand why, and I agree. Fuck Ava.

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