Quahog Rhode Island and Langley Falls Virginia are the chaos capitals of America. The former has a new resident,Y/n L/n,who moved there for a change of scenery. But he quickly gains the attention of many female residents. (Family Guy and American Da...
Stewie takes you to an animal shelter,you look around at most of the animals,but none of them interest you.
Stewie beckons you, and you follow him to a kennel that's housing a bipedal dog.
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Dog: Hey,how you doing?
Y/n: Fine. My stepson took me here to get a new pet.
Dog: Cool. I'm Vinny.
Y/n: I'm Y/n.
Vinny: Wait! Y/n? You mean Y/n L/n of Hyperion?
Y/n: Yeah.
Vinny: My old owner used to be a fan your company.
Y/n: I see.
Stewie: So....how about him?
Y/n: .....Sure. he seems cool.
You head over to the store clerk and tell her that you're interested in Vinny. Said Clerk was a cute girl in glasses,the name tag on her was "Amy"
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Amy: Cool. I was hoping that Vinny would get someone to take him in. I'll unlock his kennel.
She walks over and unlocks the kennel. You can't help but notice her cute ass as she bends over.
Amy: Alright,Vinny. First we'll need to fill out some paperwork, and you're going home.
Vinny: Great. Let's get to it.
Amy walks back to the desk and gets some paperwork settled.
Amy: So,what took you here?
Y/n: Oh...my pet komodo Dragon was killed by some asshole,and my stepson wanted to cheer me up with a dog.
Amy: Oh....sorry to hear that.
Y/n: Thanks,Amy.
Amy: How did y-
Y/n: Your name tag.
Amy: .... Oh...sorry about that.
Amy begins to giggle
Amy: Well,if you need anything for Vinny, feel free to talk to me.
Y/n: Alright. Would you like to meet my macaw?
Amy: Wait! You have a macaw?
Y/n: Yep. His name's Captain.
Amy: Oh,like a pirate captain?
Y/n: Yeah...I named him that because I used to play pirate with him as a kid.
Amy: That's cute!
After signing the paperwork,you, Stewie and Vinny head outside. You look back at Amy who sheepishly waves you goodbye.
Y/n: I might've just gotten a new harem member.... you'd think I'd be used to it now?
Vinny: You have a harem? Like you nail multiple broads?
Y/n: If you want to be crude,yes.
Vinny: Oh..no offense, it's just that I never met anyone with a harem...is it hot?
Y/n: Very hot....so hot, it's melted down my pelvis.
Vinny: Damn.
Y/n: Yeah. But I do love my girls.
Vinny: Hey, maybe you could hook me up with some fine dogs?
Y/n: Maybe.... there's only one dog I know around here and he's scum.
Vinny: How so?
Y/n: He's your typical Alt-left liberal type. The worst part is,I think he's only in it just to get laid.
Vinny: Ooh. Hate this guy already.
Y/n: Yeah, he's an ass. My pet was killed and all he did at the funeral was smoke and said "what's the big deal? It's just a lizard".
Vinny: Wow..just wow. You're grieving the loss of a pet and this asshole comes up and says that? If my old owner were still alive,I bet you that dog would be singing soprano.
You fist bump Vinny
Y/n: You know what,Vinny? I think you and I will get along just fine.
Vinny: Same here,Y/n. You seem like a larger than life guy.
