It's been a few days since Jeff attacked you,and things have been rough; Brenda's baby didn't survive, you're hand is patched up,but won't fully recover for a while,and....Ripper...
You and Brenda walk out of the hospital with everyone waited for you outside.
Lois: Hey,Y/n,Brenda..you both ok?
Brenda: Yeah...
Y/n: We're fine.
Crystal walks up to her daughter and comforts her
Crystal: Sorry about your baby.
Brenda: At least they won't grow up, knowing that Jeff Fecalman is thei-h-her biological father.
Y/n: Damn...it was a girl...
Brooke: We already prepared a funeral for Ripper.. we'll get ready when you are.
Y/n: Thanks.
Timeskip
After taking a while to recover,you all gathered in the backyard. You have Captain sitting on your shoulder. You place a small handmade casket containing Ripper's remains into the grave you dug up. You all huddle together and take a moment of silence to honor him.
Brian just stands by, smoking a cigarette. He breaks the silence.
Brian: Ugh... it's just a lizard.
Tears begin to run down your face,you clench your fist and your teeth clench from the pain.
Y/n: Get out....
Lois: Y/n.
Y/n: GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
Brian: Why-?
Y/n: I'M FUCKING SICK OF YOUR SHIT! DO YOU GET OFF ON DISRESPECTING ME,MY COMPANY,AND MY FAMILY!?
Brian: Well, you're a-
Y/n SHUT UP! I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! EVERY FUCKING WAKING MINUTE,I GOTTA HEAR IT; "Ooh, you're a fascist for selling guns" "You're a colonizer,a racist,a corporate overlord" yada yada YADA! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF HYPERION, NOBODY CARES! EXCEPT FOR THE TERMINALLY LIBERAL MORONS WHO OVERPRAISE POSTMODERNISM LIKE IT'S GOD'S FUCKING GIFT! JUST GIVE IT A REST,AND FUCK OFF! Besides, it's not like you're a fucking saint, how's that son you never visit?
Brian: Y-You know Dylan?
Y/n: Yeah,met him when I looked up the present day Tracey Flannigan, he's a good kid. It's just sad that he's the only good thing that came from you.
You turn to Ripper's grave,toss a handful of dirt on the casket and just walk inside.
You sit on your bed, burnt out from your rant. Stewie walks in to comfort you.
Stewie: Hey,Y/n.
Y/n: Hey, Stewie.
Stewie: You know, everything you said about Brian was true,but he wasn't always like that. Long ago,he used to be a smart, rational person,you would've liked the old him.
Y/n: Maybe.
Stewie: I could start up the time machine and bring back Ripper.
Y/n: That's sweet,Stewie....but not now...
Stewie then pondered for a few seconds,then something popped in his mind.
Stewie: I have another idea....
To be continued.....
Brockverse: Well,guys. That was Ripper's funeral. Maybe we'll get him back, Maybe not,but hey,we will be getting a new pet next chapter.....and a couple of new girls. Also,as I'm writing this,I just came up with a perfect idea for a subplot in this arc.
Anyways,I'll be reading you soon. Hey! That could be my new outro!
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New man in Quahog: Family Guy/American Dad Harem x Male Reader.
RomanceQuahog Rhode Island and Langley Falls Virginia are the chaos capitals of America. The former has a new resident,Y/n L/n,who moved there for a change of scenery. But he quickly gains the attention of many female residents. (Family Guy and American Da...
