Quahog Rhode Island and Langley Falls Virginia are the chaos capitals of America. The former has a new resident,Y/n L/n,who moved there for a change of scenery. But he quickly gains the attention of many female residents. (Family Guy and American Da...
You were at the Griffin's residence, waiting for Lois to return home from her daily errands. You get bored and decide to go around the house,as you never really had the time to look around. You enter Meg's room and see that it's empty,as Meg and her friends are practicing on their band.
Y/n: Can't wait for them to get off the ground.
As you enter the hallway,you hear commotion from Stewie's room. You open the door and see Stewie,Brian,and Chris standing in front of a strange machine
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Stewie: Absolutely not,Brian.
Brian: c'mon,Stewie!
Chris: Yeah, Stewie. I don't think it's a bad idea.
Y/n: Hey, guy's. What are you going on about?
Brian gives a disgusted expression after hearing your voice
Brian: Great. Now the right wing boytoy is here.
Y/n: (thoughts: I'm not even fucking political! Can this loser quit labelling me?)
Y/n: Again, what's going on?
Brian: None of your business!
Stewie: Brian wants me to use my time machine to let him see a dead girlfriend of his.
Y/n: Who?
Stewie:Her name was Pearl Burton.
Chris: Yeah,and Stewie won't let him,be-
Y/n: Pearl Burton? The commercial singer?
Brian: Yes...
Brian looks at you,put off by your enthusiastic expression.
You scratch the back of your head
Y/n: Sorry....it's just that....I..uh...used to have a crush on her. I saw a bunch of videos of her old commercial performances from the 50s on the internet and....I thought she was one of the wonderful women in the world.
Brian: Oh,fuck this! I refuse to get cucked again!
Chris: Aren't you a simp and a modern day liberal? Getting cucked is practically your lifestyle.
Y/n: Anyways, I'd like to meet her in person!
Brian: Well,tough luck. Because Stewie won't do it.
Y/n: Why not?
Stewie:After the fiasco with time going backwards and Burtram almost destroying the universe...and Chris getting on the titanic....and me giving guns to the nati-anyways! I'm not going to try and alter the past anymore.
Brian: Even though we fixed most of that.
Stewie: Doesn't matter,it's irresponsible and I'm done with it.
Y/n: Can you do it one last time for me, Stewie?
Stewie: Why should I?
Y/n: Well, aside from wanting to see Pearl Burton; I'd love to see some bits of history...and...how my parents died.
Chris: Wait. You don't know how they died?
Y/n: No,not really.
Chris: C'mon, Stewie,let Y/n go back in time.
Stewie: No. I don't care how his parents died, he's not using my time machine.
Y/n: Well...you know, Stewie...I am technically your stepfather now.
Stewie: So?
Y/n: So...if you don't let me, you're grounded.
Stewie: G-grounded?
Y/n: Yeah.
Stewie: (sighs).....fine,you all get in the machine.
You,Chris, Brian,and Stewie enter the time machine, Stewie sets up a specific date and powers up the machine.
