Quahog Rhode Island and Langley Falls Virginia are the chaos capitals of America. The former has a new resident,Y/n L/n,who moved there for a change of scenery. But he quickly gains the attention of many female residents. (Family Guy and American Da...
(NOTE: I'M NOT FOLLOWING ANY SOUTH AMERICAN TRIBAL CUSTOMS, RITUALS,ETC. I'M JUST DOING MY OWN THING. THIS IS A FANFICTION,NOT A DOCUMENTARY,SO DON'T TAKE THIS REMOTELY SERIOUSLY. )
It's a full moon tonight,and the tribe couldn't be more excited; The fire is roaring, everyone is adorned in the brightest flowers, dancing joyfully that the daughter of their chief is getting married.
You're currently sitting in a hut, nervous about your marriage to Loka,and how the harem back home might react: "Hey,girls! I got married, without inviting any of you and that a couple of you are already carrying my children."
Chris walks in
Chris: Hey,Y/n, The ceremony's getting started.
Y/n: I know.
Chris: You know, it's funny.
Y/n: What?
Chris: It's not even been a year,but you've became my neighbor,then my stepdad,and now I'm attending your wedding. It's crazy how time flies.
Y/n: Yeah..... it's actually pretty insane,like something out a book.
(Non Canon: They both state at the camera with a raised eyebrow.)
You and Chris exit the hut,you meet with Loka by the fire.
Y/n: You ready?
Loka: Yeah.
Chief Oleki and the village's medicine woman come out and prepare the ceremony
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Chief Oleki: SILENCE!....On this moonlit night,my beautiful daughter,Loka is to be wed to Y/n L/n, the man who helped our tribe,who gave us knowledge that we shall hold dearly for generations to come! A man whom I am proud to call a son,and a member of our tribe. This union was forged by my daughter's love...and my son's dying wish.....I pray to our gods that these 2 will bear many great sons and daughters.....do you 2 wish to bond forever? To bloom a bloodline from your essence?
Loka: Yes...
Y/n:....Yes...
Chief Oleki: Then may the gods preserve your bond like the stars in the sky! Live and love forever....you may now consumate!
You and Loka embrace each other and kiss,Chris and the village girl he bonded with decide to kiss as well,as if this was their wedding as well....then it hit you....
Y/n: Consumate?
Chief Oleki: Yes! It's a tradition for all married couples in the tribe to try and conceive in front of the whole tribe.
Y/n: Umm.....no offense,but....
Loka: May we Consumate in private, Father?
Chief Oleki: You may...but we'll need another couple to Consumate in front of the tribe in your place.
Chris: Me and my girlfriend will consumate in their place.
Chief Oleki: Ok.
You and Loka head into a nearby hut,while Chris and his girlfriend begin to strip from their garments and have sex in front of the tribe.
LEMON
Y/n: So....how do we start?
Loka: Well...first is the Dance of Desire.
She sits you down on a makeshift seat,and begins to dance in an erotic fashion
(Insert whatever song you'd like for a lap dance,I prefer Gimme more by Brittney Spears,mainly due to GTA 5)
Loka strips off her top, revealing her C-cup breasts,she keeps her top around her hands like cuffs and begins to sway her body around like a belly dancer. She puts her leg up next to you,and begins to gyrate.she then gives you a lustful smirk,telling you "Touch me." You place your hands on her waist and massage her sides, causing her to giggle. You trace your fingers up and down her ribs,you then grab her boobs and play with them. She then puts her arms behind your head and pushes you into her chest. You tickle her armpits, causing her to back up. You then tackle her to the ground and begin to make out profusely.
Loka: Take me!
You tear off her loincloth,along with yours,you line up your staff,and slide into her. Loka cries in pleasure and pain.
Y/n: (Thoughts: Damn. I can't think of a deflowering/Deforestation joke.)
Loka: You took my hear,now you took my virginity.
You reply by pounding her, causing her to moan throughout the entire village.
Meanwhile, Thousands of miles away:
Lois moans as Naomi pounds at her with a strap on,while Brooke,Kimi,Bonnie, and Esperanza masturbate. Brian peaks from the doorway,masturbating to this sight.
Lois: Y/n!....oh...Y/N!....How I miss you. I'm starved for your cock!
Brooke: Same...knowing him, he's probably balls deep in a tribal girl he romanced.
Kimi: We should visit him.
Brian:(thoughts: Will you All just shut up about that asshole! Oh, I'm-)
Y/n: Gonna Cum!
Chris: Gonna Cum!
Loka: Give me a baby!
All 3 of you release your goo,the tribe cheers you and Chris on,while Brian runs off after the girls heard him moan.
You and your new wife lay side by side, holding hands in bliss.
Loka: That....was....great...
Y/n: After bedding several girlfriends, it's nice to just have a one on one every once in a while.
Loka: Several?
Y/n: Yeah...I..uh...have multiple girlfriends back home.
Loka: I'd love to meet them.
Y/n: Really?
All of a sudden,you hear gunshots and villagers screaming,you both get dressed and run outside to see men in camo outfits,armed with AK and AR rifles.
