It's the following day,Y/n and Peter are at the renaissance fair,ready to take on the Black Knight.
Peter: I'm sorry for all this,Y/n. I had no idea the Black Knight was like this.
Y/n: It's okay,Peter. And besides, he's probably not the same Black Knight that saved you.
You put your armor on and prepare yourself,while Peter,Lois,Brooke,and Meg sit in the bleachers.
Lois: I called Bonnie, Esperanza and the others. You?
Brooke: I told Kimi and Brenda and some women I met when I went to buy a pregnancy test. Meg?
Meg: I told my friends,they should be here soon.
Lois/Brooke: Same.
Maid Madeline walks up to you
Madeline: I wish you luck.
Y/n: What's going on between you and the Black Knight?
Madeline: I was starting to get sick of Champ. He became so obsessed with his image,he rarely takes his armor off. Also, (whispers) The only thing in his hands that ever hard and straight is his lance)
Y/n: Oh........I...uh...I see now.
You get up on your horse and prep your shield and lance
Black Knight: You ready, Homewrecker?
Y/n: Sure!
Black Knight: I can't wait to finally get my hands on that armor! Just don't bleed on it too much!
You both stare at each other, your horses snorting and kicking up dirt. You both raise your shields and lances. It's a long pause
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Tim the Enchanter: Get on with it!
Y/n/ Black Knight: HA!
You both charge at each other. You clash,causing you to lose your shield,while the Black Knight doesn't even have a scratch.
Black Knight: Ha! You wanna give up? You'll live longer.
Y/n: No! You're obsessed with being a Black Knight and it's about time you snap back to reality!
You both prepare for round 2
Y/n/Black Knight: HA!
You charge at each other again, you hit his shoulder with the tip of your lance,knocking him off his horse.
Black Knight: AHHH!!!
You take your helmet off as everyone cheers for your victory
Black knight: OH MY GOD! I think you dislocated my shoulder! You sonofabitch!
Y/n: Could be worse.
The Black Knight gets up and takes his helmet off.revealing that he looks a lot like Jeff.
Peter: Jeff Fecalman?
Black Knight: Jeff? Hell No! I'm his older brother,Champ.
Y/n: I can see where Jeff got some inspiration from...not to mention compensating for his one testicle.
Champ: You want that bitch, Madeline? Have her! Whore doesn't put out!
Y/n: kind of an oxymoron there.
Madeline walks up to him and smacks him
Madeline: The reason why I never "put out" is because you're a limp dick that rarely ever takes that armor off!
Champ: How do you-?
Madeline: I found one of your prescription bottles in the Honda,I suggest getting a refund.
Champ leaves the arena
Tom Tucker: For the owner of a yellow Honda, your car's bring towed.
Champ: OH FUCK ME!!!!
Madeline runs to you and embraces you
Madeline: Now that you've won,you may claim your maiden.
Y/n: That's nice Madeline,but I have a girlfriend....and a baby on the way.
Madeline: Oh......
She lets go of you and starts to walk away
Lois: Hold it, Madeline.
You look to see Lois,Brooke,Kimi,Brenda, Esperanza, Lindsey,Bonnie,Meg,Esther,Patty,Ruth,Nichole,Rita and Naomi standing together.
Y/n: What are you ladies doing here?
Lois: First things first. Peter, I don't love you anymore.
Peter: What?
Lois: You were a decent man in the past,but as the years go by,you became a terrible person. Now that you've returned to the person you once were,I want you to follow your dream.....with her.
Peter turns to see Gretchen
Peter: Really?
Lois: Yes. You've become the man I fell in love with,the man she fell in love with...and I want to to be happy,I know I found a new man that can make me happy.
Peter: I see....Y/n?
Y/n: yeah?
Peter: Take care of Lois and the kids for me.
Y/n: I'll be right across the street.
Peter: Goodbye Lois. Meg,you be a good girl.
Meg: I will,dad.
Peter: Bonnie,tell Joe I said goodbye.
Bonnie: Oh, I kicked Joe out of the house. I found out he was cheating on me with some tramp officer.
Peter: Sheesh. You think you know someone. Well, goodbye.
Y/n: Bye, Pete!
Lois: As I was saying; Y/n, I....have feelings for you....and so do these ladies. So I made a proposition to Brooke and...
Brooke: We decided to give you a harem.
Y/n: What?
Lindsey: You heard her,Stud. You're OUR boyfriend,and we're YOUR girlfriends.
Y/n: Wow! That's...uh...I don't even know what to say.
???: How about " Hell yeah"?
You turn around and see Jillian
Y/n: Jillian? What are you doing here?
Jillian: I heard about Lois forming this harem,and after I decided to dump Brian, I'm considering joining.
Y/n: You broke up with Brian?
Jillian: Yeah. I told him that I was pretending and it became clear that he was intimidated,so I dumped his ass.
You suddenly feel someone grab your crotch from behind,you turn around to see Roberta.
Roberta: I also heard about this harem thing, I'm in.
Y/n:........uh.....oh what the hell? Sure. I'm down with having a Harem.
The girls all cheered and swarmed you
Y/n: I'm gonna need to work out more often.....and eat more fruit.
To be continued................
Author's note:Hope you guys enjoyed this. And I'll be working on some other projects before the next chapter,so be sure to let me know what episode I should do next.
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