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Alexa's pov

"I'm Declan by the way. As much as I love the thought of you calling me the sexy beast in your head, I actually do have a name" he told me with a grin.

" Oh god, you are so full of yourself. You can read, can't you? Cos my names Alexa just in case you couldn't read the name card!" Was my retort.

"Ha ha ha I forgot how to laugh (!)" he said with a dry chuckle. I sniggered to myself cos he didn't deny the fact that he couldn't read. He looked like he was going to ask me why I was laughing but I turned my face and leant in to fill the silence,I turned up the radio and we listened to some music until i decided what song i would torture him with. then ke$ha-bla bla bla came on and i couldn't resist.

Oh Blah-di-blah blah, blah-di blah blah blah

Comin' out your mouth with your blah blah blah

Zip your lips like a padlock (yeah)

And meet me in the back with a jack at the jukebox

I don't really care where you live at (no!)

Just turn around, boy, let me hit that

Don't be a little bitch with your chit-chat

Just show me where your dick's at

I started doing all these sexual movements with the song

Mu-mu-mu-music's up

Listen, hot stuff, I'm in love with this song

So just shush

Baby, shut up, heard enough

Stop ta-ta-ta-talkin' that

Blah blah blah

Think you'll be gettin' this?

Nah nah nah

Not in the back of my

Car-ar-ar

If you keep talkin' that

Blah blah blah blah (blah)

Boy, come on, get your rocks off

Come put a little love in my glovebox

Wanna dance with no pants on (holla!)

Meet me in the back with the jack at the jukebox

Just cut to the chase, kid,

'Cause I know you don't care what my middle name is

I wanna be naked, and you're wasted

Mu-mu-mu-music's up

Listen, hot stuff, I'm in love with this song

So just shush

Baby, shut up, heard enough

Stop ta-ta-ta-talkin' that

Blah blah blah

Think you'll be gettin' this?

Nah nah nah

Not in the back of my

Car-ar-ar

If you keep talkin' that

Blah blah blah blah (blah)

3OH!3:

You be delaying, you always sayin' some shit

You say I'm playing, I'm never layin' the bitch

Saying blah, blah, blah

'Cause I don't care who you are

In this bar, it only matters who I is

Stop ta-ta-ta-talkin' that

Blah blah blah

Think you'll be gettin' this?

Nah nah nah

Not in the back of my

Car-ar-ar

If you keep talkin' that

Blah blah blah blah (blah)

Blah blah blah

Think you'll be gettin' this?

Nah nah nah

Not in the back of my

Car-ar-ar

If you keep talkin' that

Blah blah blah blah (blah)

Oh

Blah blah blah

Stop talking!

Stop ta-ta-ta-talkin' that

By the time the song ended declan was looking at me like I was a three headed monster. I just laughed. I hadn't laughed a proper laugh in a LONG time and boy did it feel good .

Then we reached a red light and declan turned to look at me with his eyebrow raised which i must admit was quite caliente.

"what???" i asked as he just watched me.

" you like having sex in cars!!!!!!" then he burst out laughing.

" If you want to, I could pullover and..."

"NO!!!!" I interrupted him before he could carry on, my cheeks flaming. He taunted me for about half an hour then he stopped and a broody expression settled on his face.

"Am i sitting on some ones dried up cum???" he asked me and i just blushed and sank into my seat. "No you are not" I said quite primly.He just laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. Well u get the point. I was soo embarrased by how brazenly he spoke about sex. why?? why was it soo easy for him to speak about it??? maybe he is a player?

" are you a player???"

he looked at me and his laughter died and his expression became serious.

Well that was a total mood killer!!!!

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