After Kyle ended up letting Butters go, he felt something in his gut, but also in his mind. He started shaking and sweating, and this felt abnormal to him. He wondered what this feeling was, and started thinking of possible reasons he was feeling this way. Kyle looked in the mirror, almost not recognizing his reflection. There were people in his head, screaming horrible things at him. But there was one voice that stuck out to him: that voice belonged to Eric Cartman. He felt like he was going to vomit.
Cartman: Did you miss me?
Kyle felt a tear fall down his cheek.
Kyle: I-I'm sorry-
Cartman: Look. I might be an asshole, but I'm a better person than you, so I'll just say this. I forgive you even though you killed me. But also, fuck you.
Kyle: It's not like anybody misses you. Not even Kenny.
Cartman: And have you paid attention to what this is doing to Stan? It's fucking him up in the head, man. You need to do something.
Kyle: No. This can't be real, this is another one of my hallucinations. Ghosts don't exist- This can't be happening!
Cartman: And then you proceeded to make my meat at a barbecue and called it CartmanBurger. That's disgusting, do you not know about copyright?
Kyle: Shut the fuck up, I can't deal with this right now-
Cartman: Well, I guess I'll go visit my mom then. I bet she's worried sick..
Cartman leaves the area, and Kyle starts to vomit in the sink. He sat down and curled up against the door afterwards, crying.
[STAN'S HOUSE]
Stan was cooking some ramen, when Shelly walked in the door with another guy.
Shelly: The fuck are you looking at?! You tell dad and I'll kill you!
Stan said nothing and continued cooking. He went up to his room and turned his TV on, watching a rerun of Terrance and Phillip to think back about how things used to be. His thoughts were interrupted by the sound of his sister having rough intercourse with another "boyfriend" of hers.
Stan: Shelly, you know I can hear you, right?! Can't you move out of the room next to mine??
Shelly: Shut the fuck up, I'm the adult here!! You're not even old enough to drive, you stupid cunt!!
[STAN'S POV]
God, I hate when she brings home guys. They either get drunk, or high, or whatever and then they have sex. Gross. I can already smell pot, I'm leaving.
Stan put his jacket on, and packed some cash so he could hang out at the park and smoke and drink Monster. He walked into the store and picked his drinks out and then headed to the playground, sitting down somewhere comfortable.
Stan: Hm, maybe Kyle's down to hang out.
Stan texted Kyle and asked him to hang out, and he said sure. Stan got up and went to Kyle's house. Once he got there, he walked to his room window, climbing up into his room.
Stan: Hey dude.
Kyle: Hi.
Stan: I brought snacks and shit.
Kyle: Cool.
Stan sat on Kyle's bed, facing him. Kyle was blushing, and he noticed that.
Stan: Hey dude, are you alright?
Kyle: Yeah, why?
Stan: Well, it's just that you're kinda red..
Kyle: Oh, it's nothing. It just happens sometimes-
Stan: I have a question. And you better be honest with me.
Kyle: W-what is it?
Stan: Do you like me?
Kyle's eyes went wide.
Kyle: Why?
Stan: Well, it's kind of obvious, dude. I've been noticing that you act kind of weird around me.
Kyle: Yeah..I do like you.. Do you like me back?
Stan: Well, I guess. But I'm not sure if I like you in that way or not.
Kyle felt a shift in himself. This was the final straw for him.
Kyle: Okay.
Stan: Are you okay?
Kyle smiled eerily and pinned Stan to the bed. Stan was getting nervous.
Stan: H-hey! Dude, you're scaring me, I don't like this-
Kyle: Just give me what I want and you'll be fine. It'll be over soon.
Stan: Hey, what does that mean-?
Kyle had him pinned by his wrists and started kissing his neck. Stan felt terrified of his friend. Kyle started to give him hickeys and started undoing his pants.
Stan: Kyle, why are you doing this? I don't like what you're doing..
Kyle: Relax, it's just pretend. I'm helping you get better for the future.
He smiled maniacally and Stan started to sweat. Kyle started grinding against Stan, and bit his lip. He had his hands on his waist and was panting and moaning, and Stan was afraid of Kyle for the first time. He felt a strange substance emit from Kyle's boxers, and realized that Kyle just finished on him. He managed to get himself free, and tried to speak to his friend.
Stan: Dude. I'm not leaving yet, but can you please stop? I'm not in the best space mentally..
Kyle: Sure.
Stan: Okay. I'm going to take a nap now if that's okay with you.
Kyle nodded and leaned on Stan, stroking his hair gently as he fell asleep.
Stan: What are you doing..?
Kyle: I'm comforting you?
Stan: You kind of.. uhh.. made me uncomfortable.
Kyle: Well?
Stan: Can we just.. take a break from that?
Kyle: Sure..
Stan got up and slept on the floor. Feeling kind of upset, Kyle drifted to sleep eventually too.
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Fortune Park: A South Park AU
Horreurso basically it was made for last Halloween and Kyle finally stood up to Cartman again. The characters are in High school in this AU, and they're freshmen.
