"Hehe, Ruby's gonna hate this!" I exclaim. "This is all part of my plan. I call it 'Goofy Monkey-Monkey'. It's the BEST name ever! There isn't ANY better name than this! So basically I'm going to stick the plunger in the toilet and keep 'plunging' it and when Ruby comes in, I'll 'accidentally' fall backward with the plunger and toilet water, but I'll use my telekinesis so that the toilet water goes on Ruby and not me. Amazing, right? Completely foolproof!"
I grin. I'm so smart. I've been doing awesome pranks at home and at school ever since I found out I had telekinesis. It's been great!
Then, Sam asks a crazy question. "Why is it called 'Goofy Monkey-Monkey' then?"
"Because it's the best thing ever!" I reply. "Duh!"
Just then, I hear footsteps coming. Probably Ruby. "Quick! Hide in the laundry basket!" I whisper-yell as I shove Sam in the basket and then go to the toilet with the plunger. I take some dirty clothes and put them on top of Sam.
"Eww, your stinky underwear is on my head!" Sam complains.
"Shut up," I reply.
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How To Not Be A Mother
Cerita PendekRuby lives with her three siblings: Sam, Lewis, and Alice. She has been taking care of them since she was very young- in the place of their so-called mother, Esme, who's never around. It's time Esme learns her lesson. But will the kids be brave enou...
