I'll Meet You There

03

On the bus to an ancient village, I sat behind Elton and Colby. Colby had decided he would film the whole ordeal. This can only be as interesting as they make it, and I'm sure they can make it very interesting.

Somehow, thanks to Colby, Elton became the chief of everyone in the village. The bus stopped, and Colby and I caught up with the other guys.

Elton left to talk to the driver and Colby started laughing before saying, "He has to do rituals in front of everyone."

We followed the crowd to where we needed to be, and were told we had to be serious. No laughing or smiling. We'd already epically failed at that.

Elton introduced himself and where he came from. He tried to name our tribe TFIL, but of course it didn't work.

The guys and girls stood separately and Colby said dramatically, "Bye, Poppy."

I gave a tiny wave, deciding to be somewhat nice. Being nice on camera is hard.

A man said, "All the handsome ones step up to the front."

Sam and one other guy stepped forward.

"Now put your hands on your hips," the man instructed, and we all followed his lead.

"Actually, your hips are down here." He made point of where his hips were.

Since I couldn't participate in the ritual, which I didn't mind, Elton had me and Colby filming.

We followed our chief around and then, Sam, Corey and two girls did a ritual with sticks. If their stick dropped, they would be eliminated, as they would if their stick was dropped purposefully. Sam got out, then one of the girls, then the other girl leaving Corey as the only one standing.

We watched a performance on the stage and Elton then had to choose a wife and he chose Colby, causing the other guys to get jealous; after laughing and naturally, then were confused once again. They thought Colby was the favorite nephew, which probably was true, and we all sat around a table. Corey messed up the singing and dancing and was kicked out by Elton.

They finished the ritual eventually and we hung around the village awhile. The boys, as usual, were being idiots; though it was more Colby being like so. Elton wanted to paint Corey's face when we got back to the motor home.

Corey wanted to be the chief and then be the chief's mistress, causing Colby to run after him.

We noticed that the restaurant was empty and had to make it back to the bus, and thankfully, we did so. The buses kept driving in circles and the guys wondered if we were time traveling.

Everyone in the bus hated us, which thank you boys for; not.

Elton said goodnight to us by touching our noses with his. Oh yay.

Day 5

Elton started smacking pots together and I threw a pillow at him as that was the closest weapon.

"Jerk," I mumbled.

Once we got ready, we left the RV to see animals near us.

The boys started mooing at cows and Elton commented that they didn't know that cows were female, since they had udders.

I frowned. "Seriously? You guys didn't know?"

Colby shrugged. "Never thought about it."

"I'm surrounded by idiots," I muttered.

We made our way to the paddle boarding location and continued saying hello to the cows.

We went down to the beach and were each handed a life jacket and paddle.