This chapter is short but calm before the storm 😈😈😈
Carmen: damn I look hot in this. I love being in the military. No I hate it. Really. I like the uniforms though and getting to hit people sometimes.
Valeria: that sounds very fucked up Cariño.
Carmen: I know. But then again I'm fucked up.
Ghost: yeah you are.
Valeria: hey! Only I can be mean to carmen.
Alejandro: we can too.
Valeria: maybe. But I'll just be mean to your boyfriend.
Alejandro:*gasp* you wouldn't dare.
Valeria: I would.
Soap: hey guys! Some women gave me a batch of brownies anyone want one?!
Carmen: me! I do!
Soap: here you go. Here's two for being such a sweetheart.
I grab the brownies and quickly eat them. These are honest to god really good brownies. Wow. These are really good. I grab another one from soap and eat another one. These are super good. I sit down on the couch and start reading a report from Oksana. After about 20 minutes I start to sweat slightly and feel hot. Then I feel cold. I set the report down. What the fuck were in those brownies? Were they laced? I don't get affected by drugs. I have a higher tolerance. Well you are six Carmen. After my internal debate I start to speak up.
Carmen: what were in those brownies?
Soap: uh eggs, chocolate, probably some other stuff.
Carmen: no there has to be something else.
Valeria: like what?
Carmen: I'm hot now I'm cold. I'm sweating so much. Holy shit my hands are shrinking!
Valeria: Carmen I think those brownies were laced.
Carmen: how? I don't get affected like this!
Valeria: well you ate like six.
Soap: these are laced?! I ate five! And carmen has a higher tolerance than me and she's already fucked up! What the fuck is going to happen to me?!
Ghost: relax it seems like it's marijuana. You're not hallucinating so that's good-
Soap: fuck! It's the Grim Reaper! Ahhhhh!!! Get away from me!!
Carmen: where?!! Where soap?!!
I scream as I jump up to hide behind the couch with soap and we hold eachother's hands with our eyes wide.
Soap: we have to get away Carmen. We have to army crawl so he doesn't see us!
Carmen: you're right let's go. If we make it to the meeting room we can lock the doors.
Soap: you're right. Let's go.
Everyone in the rec room watch as we army crawl out of the room and run down the hall to the meeting room. As soon as we lock the door everything slows down.
Carmen: woww. It's slow now. I feel so tired.
Soap: yeah. Let's lay down.
We lay down on top of the meeting table and stare up at the ceiling. Our breaths are shallow and our eyes are slightly droopy now.
Carmen: I'm hungry. Really hungry.
Soap: yeah me too.
Carmen: I want to explode something.
Soap: I want to explode myself.
Carmen: don't think that shnookums it's not good for your mental health.
Soap: you're right. You're so right. I shouldn't think like that. That could kill me, you know?
Carmen: yeah it could and you're like my best friend Soap.
Soap: awww your my bestfriend Carmen! Like I love you so much. Like we're the best platonic duo out there.
Carmen: you're so right. Like we're so iconic in everything we do. Like why don't we get an award for that?
Soap: you're so right. We should have medals just for being us!
Carmen: I love you so much bestie!
Soap: I love you so much bestie!!
Carmen: awwww you're my bestie!
Soap: you're my bestie!
Carmen: no your my bestie!
Soap: no you're my bestie.
Carmen: no you're my bestie!!
Soap: you're such an amazing friend.
Carmen: you're an even better friend!
We throw ourselves into a tight hug and squeeze eachother tightly as we let out a string of awwwws and hums of happiness.
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Broken Valeria Garza x oc
FanfictionCarmen Gonzalez was a child when she was kidnapped by Mexican scientists and sent to Russia. She was used for countless experiments, and turned into an assassin until they decided to close down the operation. Carmen was sent to be apart of a secret...