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Harry Potter is SO inaccurate

   Okay, just a little disclaimer: I don't own anything mentioned in here, not the Owl House and not the Harry Potter saga. The only thing that does belong to me is the words that are used to make this thing, this is not canon, I'm just making a little story of what might have happened if this happened. I hope you like it, and with out further ado, here it is,

   Luz, the little bean, was hosting a once in a lifetime movie night and was inviting literally EVERYONE SHE KNEW. It was actually kind of tiring how much she had to use her penstegram. She had invited Eda, Raine, Willow, Amity, Gus, Lilith, Steve, King, Hunter, Gwendolyn and Dell (though Eda strongly opposed that choice), Matt, Ed, Em, The Collector, Darius, Alador, Vee, Masha, Luz's mom (Camila), Eberwolf, Amber, Katya, Derwyn, and Hooty.

   "EVERYONE!" Luz had to screech as everyone was confused on what to do with the snacks they brought.

   "We will be watching the Harry Potter movies all at once, so you guys better give me some truthful judgement!" Luz said

   "Also, snacks and plates go on the counter in the kitchen as well as the dinner table." Luz explained she put herself in charge of putting on the movies, and Hunter as well as Darius, Eda, and Raine in charge of telling people where to put their food and plasticware. She found the movies, put the first one on and paused it before it started.

   "Alright, movie is starting in about five minutes so get situated, put the popcorn in the microwave and let's begin!" After Luz said that, the guests made a line to get food and put down food. Luz had geniously assigned everyone a snack to bring. Once Amity put her food down, she came over to the bean bag near the front middle of the seating area where Luz was sitting and plopped down next to Luz, resting her head on Luz's  shoulder.

   "Awww, sweet potatooo!" Luz said to Amity. Amity turned slightly red at this but just snuggled closer. Meanwhile Gus, Willow and Hunter sat in two of the other beanbags, Hunter and Willow sharing one and Gus taking one for himself. Ed and Em sat on the couch behind the beanbag area, as well as Alador, Darius, Eda, Raine, Lilith, Steve, Hooty, Gwendolyn, Dell, and Camila. In the last beanbag, King, The Collector, Masha and Vee. Matt, and Eberwolf took the chairs behind the couch.

   The microwave beeps, signaling that the popcorn is ready. Lilith and Hooty both say they'll get it and they pour three bags into six bowls, two for each row. Luz stands up, preparing to introduce everyone.

   "Okay! Hello guys gals and non binary pals! Welcome to the most epic and amazing Owl House movie night! We will be watching the Harry Potter saga so be prepared for lots of stuff that will most definitely contradict your lives and send you questioning your life! Have fun!" Luz pressed the play button and the movie began. There were so many questions. 'Why aren't the witches in covens?' (Eda was particularly happy that there were no c ovens in these movies) 'Why do they cause wands? Why not just use a spell circle?' 'Don't they have bile sacs like us?' 'Thats no proper witch school!' 'Where are the demons? Don't they have giraffes?' Eventually all the chit chat died down as Harry was finally able to kill the Professor. Next movie, and in this one Vee was very offended that basalisks looked like that and they would kill you if you looked in their eyes. 'All we do is eat your magic!' She had exclaimed. Finally Harry killed another thing and Her almost cried. Masha was quick to comfort her.
  
   Then the third movie came up. No conformatorium, just Azkaban. Eventually they had to take a break because some people wanted a popcorn refill. Eberwolf especially. So they had to take a five minute break to remake some popcorn and refill the bowls while some of the kids got Apple Blood. The kid kind. Eda on the other hand... she also had Apple Blood.

... yeah she didn't drink the kid kind.

Aaanywho, they started the fourth movie and it was pretty good, no questioning that. The Goblet of fire started and goodness that was very... tear jerking. Especially the end. The someone yelled out 'I ship Cedric and Harry!' Luz literally gagged and Eda cackled. Raine looked embarrassed and meanwhile Gwendolyn and Dell looked like they had seen a ghost as they turned to look at the madly laughing Eda.
  
   "Okay, Eda, that's enough Apple Blood!" Raine said, trying to grab the cup out of het hand. She immediately hunched away from them, clutching the cup to her chest and hissed at them. They sighed in exasperation and gave up.

   Eda looked satisfied with herself and used her remaining arm to drink the rest of the Apple Blood. Luz turned on the next movie and everyone was very surprised to find out who the half blood Prince was.

   Finally they watched part one of the last movie that made some people cry with what happened to Dobby. Luz decided that they needed a snack refill so she sent out the two most responsible witches there. Raine and Darius. Obviously. She decided to add Lilith to the shopping party as well and she sent them out to get more snacks, meanwhile most of the others checked their Penstagram. Finally the shopping party returned and set up the snacks.

   Luz decided she might as well hype up the last movie. With a speech. Of course.

   "Alright everyone, it's been around seven hours so, are you sure you're all ready?!" Luz said.
  
   "Yeah!"almost everyone responded.

   "Then let's GOOOOOO!" Luz said, now kind of hyper with excitement. She finally pressed the play button on the last movie and goodness. That was the most tear jerking one of all. And when it was over there was SO MUCH FIGHTING. Everyone was fighting over shipping, lore, headcannons, all of that stuff and oh my gosh. She eventually let everyone else eat all of the snacks and when the food and drinks were gone most of the guests went home. Luz was carrying King to bed and dragging Eda to her nest.

   "Goodnight, King. Goodnight, Eda." She said, walking back to her bed. Her eyes started to close and the last thing she saw before she fell asleep was the calming light of headlight spells floating around the room.

Wow. That was SO COOL TO WRITE, gosh. Thank you @RatLordTheGreat for recommending this story! Thank you readers! I love having support and I'm on the triple digits for requests! It's not much but I'm building on it, and I hope to at least make it to the double digits soon! Thank you all for supporting my hopes! This chapter was 1155 words.