Love&Affection | Larry Stylinson

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"Don't put that in there." I smack his hand away. "Why not? You can't put cheese in this?"

"No what is wrong with you? Why would you put cheese on it, it's not even yours I was literally about to eat it you fucking bitch."

"What is your problem today, it's like you woke up this morning with a fucking stick up your ass. My god." Looking up at him slowly he pulls a weird face. "Ew I would never."

"No?" He shakes his head folding his arms over. "Sit down then."

"What's your problem with cheese?" I pause my eating, laughing with food half way in my mouth. "You such a fucking idiot."

"I'm asking a serious question right now Louis." I give him a slight side eye. " Harry I'm trying to eat please stop talking about cheese to me."

"What if I tell a really bad joke?" I've been put off my food now. "Harry you tell one more bad joke and you will have to read of my will in the next fucking week."

"Who is Will and can he fight? Does he often travel when you're angry? Is he a cat?" Nia starts screaming as the door slams shut. "For fuck sake. I live with a bunch of fucking fraggles."

"I want to ballet." She's growling again.

"Fucking idiot, turn around, go outside, come back in and Fucking try again you feral little git."

She did exactly that, I heard the front door close too. "Definitely your kid."

"Bite a dick Harry." She walks back in. "I would like to ballet?"

"No, you would like to go to ballet. That's not why I was calling you an idiot by the way, the growling really gets to me. Makes me itchy. Had to clarify, we can find a place for ballet."

"Really?" She squeals. "Yeah. We can use that empty room with your grandads piano for a studio. But listen to me now you little shit, if you don't end up the best in the world then that piano will be eating you. Yes?"

"I already plan on taking over the world." I tap her nose. "That's my girl."

"What the fuck is a fraggle." It wasn't just me he'd upset, the face Nia gave him could've turned a man to stone. "What is wrong with you, why would you say that?"

"I'm sorry I just, I only had spiderman growing up that was it I just, I was asking a question." She scoffs, turning away and running out of the kitchen. "You better apologise before she finds her diary."

"What the fuck can she do? Draw me bald?" I look up at him with a smile. "Now wouldn't that be tragic."

He blinks. "Princess!" He starts to run. "I'm sorry okay I didn't mean it! I love fraggles!"

Niall walks in looking back a few times. "What did he do?"

"He asked what a fraggle was." He gasps. "Oh my. See now he should be lucky her diary is stuffed under her very heavy mattress or he'd be balding as he's running back with a black eye."

"You remember the time Zayn said no to ice cream and she made his leg numb for a week?" He sits beside me. "Good luck to the poor soul that has to put up with her witchy business."

"And Zayn, they have to put up with Zayn." He shakes his head. "No, I don't even want to think about it. Remember Katie? She kissed her on the cheek one time and he made us move three miles away."

"I don't think she wants to date anyway. She starts to heave at it every time she sees it. I know all kids do but I genuinely think she just likes being on her own. I think she likes having the independence."

"Yeah no I was thinking about it because she likes to gossip and she said that week she spent in the school she punched a kid cause he said he liked her. It was really bad. Not to mention the hugging disaster of 2018."

"Oh god don't even start. So many things in that room that were just gone. Never again will I ever let her within three million miles of a lighter."

"She's a bloody mad women. Oh- oh by the way. Riley introduced her to Taylor Swift."

"Really? How'd it go?" He nods. "She drooled a little. She is and forever will be a Pierce the Veil girl, but the direct line between them makes a little sense when you think about it."

"How?" He itches his nose. "Think about it. Imagine Taylor singing floral and fading- see you're thinking about it. She would. And she's got the best fast songs too and I just, I understand the switch."

"Yesterday I watched Nia have a full forty minute concert with selfish machines blasting, many glasses were broken and many lives were changed. I just- the Taylor Swift drift doesn't make sense."

"You didn't listen to the albums did you?" I tell you, this man needs subtitles. "Which one?"

"All of them. I'm telling you. If you listen to- um, mean- listen to mean and you'll just, you'll understand- or better than revenge. I bet you think about me. I'm telling you Louis, the women is a fucking bullet, she will make a man bleed to death and could still end up perfectly fine right after the hit- mr perfectly fine too."

"Hm, she sounds like a wonderful woman." He sips his coffee. "No body no crime," He's still going. "I forgot that you existed."

"Niall do you want a mirror while you have this conversation." He hums. "Oh, sorry no I was just, I was thinking."

"Oh my god, she's insane." Harry comes running in out of breath. Niall giggles. "She's everywhere." He whispered. "Who?"

"Taylor Swift." Harry falls onto my lap. "She's a very tall women isn't she."

"Harry when you talk, it's like- 'kill yourself' ya know?" He turns to me with that same angry frog look, smiling like an idiot watching it happen. "You make me want to die."

"Yeah exactly, that exactly what it's like." Zayn walks in. Mumbling to himself while reading god knows what. Liam guiding him around the furniture. "He- he's reading."

Liam clears his throat. "Yeah. What thought?" Zayn holds the book up, his head following.

"Romeo and Juliet. Gross." He nods smiling. "He'd said- he said it was inre- interesting."