"Oh you'll make it up to me? Really? Louis are you aware of what you did? I'm not sure you can just- magic something and make me feel better."
"I know. I never said anything about it being easy I just said that i will make it up to you. I didn't mean what I said I was stupid and insecure- also a little out of it. I don't really remember it happening."
"Really? That's what you're calling it now?" I nod. "Yes that's why I said it. You can be mad at me but you can't just leave for four days and then not let me know that you're okay."
"I mean I can if you- you know, hurt my feelings and laugh at me and then break up with me-"
"I broke up with you? See this isn't fair. God I hate being this fucking stupid cause I don't remember it. Can I in real up with you? Is that a thing?"
"Louis you really hurt me." Finally making it to the car i push him into his seat. "I know that and- I'm sorry I just- I'm sorry I keep doing that I don't know why. I did it to Niall too. I'm sorry."
He'd waited until my door was closed. "So, it what ways are you planning on making it up to me? Because it was really mean and I'm still very very sad about it."
"I know. Paul told me you were mopey, kicking rocks and drinking slushies on your own." He was mad at me, he was laughing. "I was not kicking rocks you're exaggerating."
"No you were kicking rocks I can just feel it. I just know you were kicking rocks." He smacks my thigh. "Shut up and make it up to me."
"How about we change, it up to, to— our with and then we have a problem solved." I break check the guy behind him. "Okay- why?"
"Because I enjoy making men angry. Look at that little face. Look at his angry little face. Baby flip him off for me." I roll his window down watching as he sticks his hand out. "Eat a dick!"
"You offering?!" I let out a loud cackle watching the guys window roll back up as fast as he could get it to go. "Asshole."
I was trying my hardest to keep quiet, but I couldn't. I'd missed him. "We should do get married. Like right now."
"Louis this is not funny." I drop my head back. "I'm sorry, I've never actually liked anybody this much before I don't know how to act. I made a mistake I'm sorry you've never done that before but they're very hard to come back from."
"Please don't-"
"You know what else is hard to come back from? Having sex with a man. That's pretty hard to come back from."
"Louis you're making this impossible- can you stop the car." I stop, he jumps out. Making his way over to the car behind us. "Do you fucking mind! I am trying to have a conversation with my boyfriend! You fucking do that again I will find your house and sleep with your wife! Stop it!"
Sitting back in his seat he lets out a dramatic sigh. "Don't even say it." He grumbled out.
"You called me your boyfriend. Oh my god did you lie to me? Did you lie and say we broke up? Do you not want to be with me? Is that it?"
"Not right now I don't. Louis this whole forgiveness thing is not doing you any favours right now. You're still a dick." Turning down the street i stop the car with a smile.
"What is it you would like me to do Harry?" I bite my cheek. "I don't know."
"Hey so do you guys mind is we get some food?" Riley asked popping up from the back seat. "Oh my god! Riley what the fuck!?"
"Sorry. Were you guys gonna-"
"No!" Rude. "Whyyy?" I whined. "Shut up." I had to get out of there quick.
The door opens. Absolutely everybody freezes, like a year six leavers party and you're the only one wearing a suit.
Pushing Riley through the door as her hand slips from the wall I watched her stumble. "Hey do you guys know-" the things in his hands were dropped. Absolutely no hesitation was given.
Next thing you know they're hugging. "Gross!" Liam yells. "Get a room man!" Zayn adds with a thumbs down. "This is public indecency!"
"You're alive." Niall laughs. "Yeah. I faked my death." He gasps. "You-"
"Mhm yeah exactly. I had to get something I didn't just like, do it for fun. I needed something from him. Now I have it and now I can find out what's under your ring."
"You can't just take off his ring?" I pull my hand away from Zayn as he tries to grab me.
"Don't grab me. Riley I don't get how you you did that? How'd you fake that?" She coughs like a cat. "My dad owns a wax factory."
"You have a dad." Liam whispers. "What's that like?" She shrugs. "I don't know he's a little- weird I guess. Um- I don't, see him that often though. I guess he's a cool guy."
"Do you have a mum too?" She nods, we'd all gasped. "Insane. You might be the only one."
"I have a dad." Harry frowns. "Louis killed your dad. Like years ago cause he was hitting this kid and he got mad and he killed him."
"Yeah it was intense. The kid just seemed so- sad. Poor little frog looking boy." Zayn shakes his head. "So sad. No dad."
Harry runs his tongue over his teeth. "You killed my dad?"
"The little frog boy was so sad and I couldn't help myself. He had such a cute little face. And the curls. Adorable," I squash his face. "The cutest."
"..Yeah well Liam my momma didn't raise no quitter." Niall spits at him. "Your momma didn't raise you at all. Little bitch ass I found you homeless."
"Yeah well at least I knew my mum." Liam nods. "Yeah your mum left you, my mum died. Who's the one with loving mothers? Cause I know damn well it wasn't the fake blonde."
"You are a terrible person." Zayn whispered, Liam smiled. "It makes me happy."
"Hey who wants to hear about my adventures?" Harry asked. "Harry not right now okay."
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Love&Affection | Larry Stylinson
Fanfiction"He's dead." Harry whispered. "That's the idea." "He's dead." He repeats. "I mean his eyes are separate from his sockets and his spleen is somewhere mixed in with his teeth. So yes." "You killed him!" He points. "Don't point what if he's shy." "Oh...