hazbin hotel/helluva boss x reader one-shots (On Hold)

yandere husk x human reader x platonic yandere moxxie

You're too old for her!

Reader's age is between 23 to 27, the relationship between reader and husk is all consensual between them.
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You rolled your eyes, laughing at another cheesey pick up line thrown at you by husk.

His tail swished from behind him as he spoke. "Hey, y/n." You quirk your brows up, "yes?"

He grins leaning in his warm breath hitting your lips. "If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I'll give it right back~" he purred out, leaning in closer.

You smile, rolling your eyes you lean on and place a kiss on his nose. "Hey, y/n!"

Moxxie called out, walking out from the hotel's kitchen. "Millie needs your help reaching the top shelf."

You pull back, cheeks red as you boop husk on the nose before leaving to help Millie.

"You fuckin' cockblocker..." Husk grumbled out, glaring daggers into the small imp who returned the look with equally venom.

"Y'know, this little thing you and y/n got going on..." Moxxie started innocently as he took a seat on the bar stool, drawing imaginary circles into the table. "I'd consider it p*d*philia." He finishes coldly, nails digging into the table.

Husk growls, his grip on the glass bottle tightening. "The fuck did you just say? Are you suggesting I'm a fucking p*d*phile?!" Husk snapped out, ears pinned back.

"Well, it might as well be! Look at how old you are! Your dick is probably shriveled up, nothing in that sack of yours but dust. Y/n deserves someone her age!" Moxxie snapped out, tail lashing behind him.

"I'm not that old! I'm only... 175... It's not like I'm getting any older down here anyway!" Husk pointed out, ears flicked back. ""Why does it matter who she dates? You're not her brother are you?"

Husk questioned coldly. Moxxie scoffed, arms crossed over his chest, "no, but I sure as hell know she'd probably want kids, someone who's not shriveled up... And old," he shuddered out in disgust.

Husk growled, paws shaking as he bared his fangs. "Old... I'll fuckin' show you how spry this old man can be-" he hoped over the counter rolling his sleeves up as he began chasing moxxie around the hotel.

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