Asmodeus x daughter teen reader x fizzarolli (song fic)

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You're brows furrowed forward slightly as your bend shifted with weight. Which is odd because you recall being the only one in your room, "rise and shine princess!"

Fizzarolli's loud voice rang out with a raspy note to it. He was standing above you with a grin, he was wearing a bright red and blue jester cap with bells, a white ruffle, and a black collar with bells located below it. His jester hat's stripe patterns resemble those of his horns' as a child, being asymmetrical from both sides. The front side of his outfit is bright red with yellow trim at the bottom with yellow hearts, while the back is bright blue with white trim at the bottom and black hearts.

He wears white and purple striped pants along with white and purple striped sleeves with bright red cuffs and yellow trim edging, and yellow balls on his shoulders with light red hearts. He also wears black, heeled shoes with yellow hearts on the front, black gloves with red spots on the knuckles, and yellow cuffs.

As usual, you frown looking up into his red eyes. "Seriously dad? It ain't even one pm." You say looking over at your clock that said seven am, "how do you even function properly at this ungodly hour?" You ask him begrudgingly getting out of bed. "Coffee! Entirely black coffee that is," he chuckled and offered you a cup of the coffee he made.

You take the cup and look into it, "... There ain't nothing wrong with it is there? Like, no chunks or no pasty taste to it?" You ask.

Fizzarolli groans, "that was one time! How could I have known coffee wasn't supposed to look like mud? Or that it wasn't supposed to be colorful?" He says with a pout.

"... That wasn't just one time dad. Remember the time you somehow burnt cereal? Or the time you exploded a hotdog." You say, reminding him of the times he's nearly killed himself and you, or burned the house down.

"That's in the past!" He says waving you off dragging you to your closet pulling out a matching outfit similar to his only with a more feminine touch. "That was two months ago." You say correcting him as you grab the outfit heading into the bathroom to change.

"Anyways- why am I the first one you have to wake up?" You ask him from behind the bathroom door, fixing outfit.

"Well, because I need my partner in crime! My bud, the apple to my cinnamon cereal! The calm to my chaos, the yang to my yin." He says waiting outside of the bathroom patiently.

You roll your eyes, slipping into the pointed black short heel boots. "So, you're saying essential I'm the one to keep you in check? Wow dad I'm flattered." You say with a small smile opening the bathroom door and coming out.

"Well look at you princess! I'm looking at mirror!" He says pulling you into a side hug, dragging you out of your room heading to his to wake up Asmodeus.

Fizzarolli pulls out an air horn and presses down on it, shaking Asmodeus awake slightly causing you to jump in surprise. Fizzarolli leans in with a smile, "Rise and shine, Ozzie! Huehahahahaha!" He laughs giddily, Asmodeus groans, "Ugh, again with the horn?" He turns in bed, covering his head with a pillow.

"Don't blame me, blame how fuckin' fun they are!" Fizzarolli says laying on the bed next to Asmodeus pulling you to lay next to him. He blows the horn again, causing you to jump in surprise again. You're senses overloaded with the noises.

He gets up holding a clipboard and having his reading glasses on as he reads through the paper on the clipboard, no longer holding the cursed air horn. "Mmkay, so; Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vvvibrators, then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of vvvvvvibrators~. And then you have a nooner with Prince Stolas." He says, looking over at Asmodeus who gets out of bed.

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