[Morning. Lori is sound asleep in her bed when someone's boot kicks her in the face and wakes her up.]
Lori: What? Who is that? [sniffs] Oh, Lana. [pulls the cover revealing the tomboyish twin.] Let me guess, Another bad dream?
[Lana snores, tosses and turns, and unknowingly kicks Lori off her bed. Enter Lola with a serious case of bedhead.]
Lola: Lori, can you get my tangles out?
[Walt appears in her hair and flies away. Lola gives Lori a brush and Lori starts brushing.]
Lola: Ow! Not like a gorilla! [hears Lori's phone ringing and answers it.] She'll call you back, Boo-Boo Bear. [hangs up]
Lori: [angry] Lola!
[The phone rings again and Lola struggles to keep the phone away from Lori, but Lori easily overtakes her and answers her phone.]
Lori: Hi, Boo-Boo Bear. Sorry about that.
[Leni exits the closet]
Leni: Lori, does this outfit clash with my toenail color?
Lori: It's fine. [back on the phone] So, Bobby, how was your night? [Enter Lucy and Lynn with the former beating up the latter.]
Lynn: Let go of me!
Lucy: Oh, my beloved!
Lynn: Let go of me!
[Their fight knocks Lori's phone out of her hand.]
Lori: Guys, what are you doing?
Lucy: Lynn broke Edwin's fang. [holds up Edwin revealing his shattered teeth.] Tell her she has to pay for his dental work.
Lynn: He's a statue! The only thing I'm paying for is you getting your brain checked!
[Enter Lisa]
Lisa: If you give me ten minutes, I can warm up my MRI machine.
[Enter Luan]
Luan: Or, we could just give her a CAT scan! [holds up Cliff on the punchline and laughs.] Get it?
Lori: EVERYBODY, OUT! I'm trying to talk to Bobby! [her sisters leave and she sighs heavily.] Finally.
Leni: Real quick. Is this outfit cuter?
Lori: [exasperated] Leni, it's literally the same outfit.
[Leni scoots out of the room and Lori picks up her phone.]
Lori: Ah. Where were we, Boo-Boo Bear? Did you dream about me last night?
[Enter Mr. Coconuts]
Luan: [as Mr. Coconuts] Sure did, toots! We were smooching. And you were loving it. [makes Mr. Coconuts kiss Lori while making smooching sounds.]
Lori: AH! Luan! Get out of here!
[Luan runs out laughing and Lori growls viciously.]
Bobby: Babe, what was that growl? Is there a gorilla in there?
[Lori looks irritated]
[Later, Lori is having a meeting with her siblings.] Lori: Guys, we have to talk. I am literally almost an adult. I can't live like this anymore. Lynn: So, you're finally gonna see a doctor about your flatulence problem? Lori: [offended] What? I don't have a flatulence problem! I'm talking about living in this house. I can't even have an uninterrupted conversation with Bobby or sleep through the night without getting kicked in the face.
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The Loud house: The loud of Greed 💴
AdventureLalo loud is twin brother of Leni loud and Lincoln older brother. With a extra boy in the house how will Loud family function and survive with this king of wealth.
