One of the boys

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Here it is one of the ones this is chapter been most excited for you'll all see why like omg let's get started!)) Lola is having a tea party on the driveway. Lincoln is looking at food in the refrigerator]

Lincoln: Okay, let's see what we got. [he begins rummages through the fridge] Kale...tofu.."quin-o-ah"?

Clyde: I think it's called quinoa.

[Lincoln tastes the quinoa and immediately spits it up]

Lincoln: I'd call it quin-blah! All this rabbit food can only mean one thing: Lori's on another health food kick.

[Clyde sighs and thinks about Lori wearing a bikini and walking on the beach]

Clyde: No wonder her skin glows like a Caribbean sunset...

Lincoln: Are you picturing her on the beach again?!

Clyde: Uh, no! [pops his thought bubble and grins sheepishly]

[Lincoln finds a jar of peanut butter in the back of the fridge]

Lincoln: Ooh, peanut butter! Now we're talkin'! [He scoops up the peanut butter with his fingers and messily eats it]

[Lola enters the kitchen to put her tea party cups away and notices Lincoln eating the peanut butter]

Lola: Ewww, Lincoln! Have a little class! [She exits the kitchen, disgusted.]

[Luan enters the kitchen with her dummy Mr. Coconuts performing a ventriloquist act]

Luan: [Speaking as Mr. Coconuts] That's all for sports, and now the weather.

[Lincoln belches as she's talking]

Luan: [Still speaking as Mr. Coconuts] It's cloudy with a chance of... [she speaks as herself now] You're disgusting.

[Luan exits the room]

Lincoln: [sighs] My whole life is like this.

Clyde: What are you talking about, Lincoln?! You got it made; one guy surrounded by ten awesome sisters!

Lincoln: Oh, Clyde. Sweet, innocent Clyde.

When it comes to being in a big family, it's complicated to get your way from waiting in line for the bathroom...

[The line moves slowly as Lincoln gets more and more impatient. It is now Lincoln's turn to use the bathroom]

Lincoln: Finally! [he enters the bathroom, but quickly runs out] Gah! Forgot my loofah!

[Lincoln returns to the bathroom only to see another long line has already formed since he left]

Lincoln: Dang it!

Going out with a girl...

Lincoln: [calling out] Mom! I'm off to see Ronnie Anne!

[His sisters ambush him after hearing he's going to see Ronnie Anne]

Sisters: You're meeting Ronnie Anne?!

[They all crowd him and talk over each other, telling him what he should do before meeting her]

Lana: In that shirt?!

Lynn: Ho ho! You call that posture?!

Leni: And what about your hair?!

Lori: Are you wearing clean underwear?

Lalo: Girls give him space run bro! [Tried hold off his sisters as Lincoln leaves in a hurry.]

To deciding where to go...

[The third flashback plays; the kids are having a sibling meeting in Lori and Leni's room]

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