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[Lalo was in his room outside writing his essay on the floor, hoping that he would have a peaceful night to finish it but in the Loud house. there is no such thing. Especially not tonight, for tonight is...]

Lynn: [bursts through Lalo's door] GAME NIGHT! YOU READY TO GET SMOKED?! WOO! [Runs back inside . Lalo groans knowing he unfortunately cannot get out of this]. Lalo: I hate game night Ughh. [he sighed as he walked to the house]

[The kids have gathered at the grownup table for their games.]

Lynn: Hey, I was just wondering. Do you guys know any good therapists?

Lincoln: Well, Clyde recommends-

Lynn: [taunting] To help you deal with your loss tonight? BURN!

[The others sigh in exasperation.]

Lori: [walks up to the shelf] Okay, guys, what'll it be tonight?
Lalo:how about some good old Go fish to help get this over with quickly I got an essay to finish. Lori: Good choice, Lalo. Go Fish it is. [gets the cards]

[Later into the game]

Lisa: Lynn, do you possess any sevens?

Lynn: Hope you've got gas in your boat.

Lisa: Pardon? I have no aquatic vehicles.

Lynn: [taunting] 'Cause you're going fishing!

[Lisa draws a card]

Lynn: Lori, you seemed pretty interested in deuces last right. Got any?

[Lori sighs and gives her her two.]

Lynn: [slams her cards on the table.] Boom! Welcome to Losertown! Population: you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you! [she says as she points to her siblings individually.]

Lincoln: Well, now that that's over with.

[He and the other sisters proceed to get up.]

Lynn: [stopping them] Wait-wait-wait, hold on. Tonight's special. It's my... [presses a button revealing a celebratory tarp.] ...300th win in a row! I am unbeaten by you chumps! [busts out a bazooka that fires confetti at them and runs off.] WOO!

Luna: [coughs from the confetti and sees something familiar.] Dudes, this confetti's made from our homework! Bogus!

Lalo:What are you serious now I'm gonna have to start all over? I still have my essay to do?! Ughh I am sick of that annoying, filthy, Jockey ape always rubbing in our faces in the most annoying ways possible!!!! Lola: Tell me about it! She is so obnoxious.

Lincoln: If only we could beat her just once, maybe she'd stop gloating.

Lori: How are we gonna do that when she's better at every game on the shelf?

Lincoln: Maybe we need to try a game that isn't on the shelf; something that Lynn doesn't know, something that one of us is really good at.

Lola: [inspired] I think I might have just the game.

[The game is a pageant themed game.]

Lynn: Pretty, Pretty Pageant Queen? I don't even know how to play this.

Lola: Oh. Okay. If you're afraid of losing-

Lynn: I'm no loser! It is on!

[Later, Lola is dominating Lynn at the game. She moves her piece onto a perfect sash space.]

Lola: Oh! Just earned my sash! Just two spaces from being the pretty, pretty pageant queen!

Lynn: [checks the rules] "Hold up. It says in the rule book that if you can roll three tens at once, you get three tens from the judges and an automatic win. [picks up the dice, spits on them and rattles them.]

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