Health kicked

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First off episode list offs, no "change of heart" Lalo already helped Clyde with his nose bleeding problem as a favor for helping him during no-such luck besides that's it I think anyway let's get started folks)). [Now, everyone knows that we should take care of our health with a daily regimen of excercise of healthy eating. But the dear parents of the Loud family don't swing that way. So it's time the kids do something about it.]

[That night, in Lori and Leni's room, there's a sibling meeting and Lincoln is showing slides of their parents' lazy nature. Such slides include Rita eating cheese snacks while using Charles as a table, Lynn Sr. eating donuts from a treadmill, and both of them lazing on the sofa.]

Lincoln: So, as you can see from these images, Mom and Dad are seriously out of shape. Lisa?

Lisa: I concur. I've run some tests and concluded that our parental units have the urine of 80-year-olds. [holds out samples and switches to another.] Moving onto the results of my fecal study-

[The other sisters insistently decline that.]

Leni: What's a fecal study?

Lalo: It seems pretty typical our parents always on our butts about our health but when it comes to their they can hardly care lousy hypocrites. Lincoln: And that's why we are going to help them. If we want Mom and Dad to be around long enough to watch us grow up, we need to get them exercising.

[The siblings agree]

Lincoln: Okay then, Operation Get Mom And Dad Out Of The House And Into Shape is a go!

Leni: Uh, question. What kind of shape? A triangle, or more like a circle thingy?

[Everyone else just stares awkwardly at her.]

[The next morning]

Rita: Oh, it's sweet of you to be concerned, kids, but your father and I don't need exercise. We're in perfectly good shape. You ready, honey?

[Lynn Sr. is struggling to put on his sock without even budging from the sofa but can't.]

Lynn Sr.: [exhausted] Give me a minute. That took a lot out of me.

Rita: I'll go start the car. [drops the keys] Oh, dang it. [tries to reach them without bending over; tries picking them up with her purse's handle; fails in the end.] Lalo:you got to joking this is just pathetic you guys honestly. Lincoln: Oh, come on, you guys! Look at yourselves!

Lynn Sr.: We would, son, but the mirror's all the way upstairs. [realizes] Oh. Okay, now I see your point.

Lalo: Come on guys. There's no reason we can't have fun while getting in shape we'll for not sure about you.

Leni: Ooh! How about a circle! That's fun. [They all stare at Leni]

[The family is outside with a rock climbing cliff.]

Lynn: My favorite exercise is rock climbing. It's a great way to get in shape and a total head rush. [chest bumps her dad who is in pain from the impact.] Hoo! Let's do this! [She gets them climbing as they struggle to get up a few rocks.]

Lynn: [climbing rapidly past them] Lynn Loud! Lynn Loud! Lynn Loud! Lynn Loud! Yeah! [reaches the top] Come on, guys! Engage your core!

[The parents keep trying to climb but end up falling and screaming and ultimately get tangled up in their cables.]

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