The Loud house: The loud of Greed 💴

Ties that bind

It was a quiet saturday morning. You may think so, but if you happen to live in the Loud House, you'd know peace and quiet goes out the window... [A butterfly perches on Lincoln's window. Just then, a sudden blast blows the butterfly away and we see the real actions occurring inside the Loud House] See what I mean?

[Inside, Luna is rocking, Lucy is reading her poetry on the attic steps, Lola and Lana are racing with their car and pogo stick, some commotion is coming from Lisa room,  Luan is practicing with her dummy Mr. Coconuts and Lalo playing video games in living room.]

Mr. Coconuts: How do you make an egg roll?

Luan: I don't know. How do you make an egg roll?

Mr. Coconuts: You push it!

Luan: Good one, Mr. Coconuts, but your delivery was a little wooden. [laughs]

[Mr. Coconuts just turns at her and stares at her vividly. Luan reacts surprised and turns to the viewers awkwardly. Leni comes out of her room wearing one of Lori's tanktops]

Lori: [angrily] Is that my shirt? Take it off!

Leni: I can't! There are boys here!

[Mr. Coconuts raises his eyebrows in an aroused motion and Luan covers his eyes.]

Mr. Coconuts: Ah, coconuts.

[Lynn is leaping off the walls in the manners of parkour. Lincoln is trying to copy it, but falls on his face. Lynn bounces off Luna's speakers and leaps over Lola's car and Lana's pogo stick. Lincoln tries it but Lola runs him over and Lana bounces off him. He tries to catch up with Lynn.].                                              Lynn: See, Linc, the key to parkour is momentum. Never stop moving. [leaps onto and springs off the bathroom door] Door jump! [flips back].                        Lincoln: Door jump! [drop kick opens the door and falls in] Whoa!

[Cliff comes walking out of the bathroom with a piece of toilet paper on his right paw. The hind one]

Lincoln: [on the bathroom floor] I'm okay. Just gonna lie here a sec on the nice, soft floor.

Lincoln: [to the viewers] Welcome to a typical Saturday morning in the Loud House. Sure it's crazy, but that's the way we like it. All twelve of us.

[At that moment, their mom's voice comes through the vent]

Rita: Twelve is way too many. I can't take it anymore.

Lynn Sr.: But we can't get rid of them. I'm too attached.

[Lincoln gasps and gets closer to hear better]

Rita: I know you are, honey, but they're just so obnoxious and loud.

[the two look out into the hallway to see the chaos that they love possibly being the cause of this issue with Lori trying to get her shirt back from Leni who's running from her while Lori holds on]

Lori: Stop! You're stretching my shirt!

Rita: I'm sorry, but my mind is made up. I want all of them out of the house and on the curb in time for trash pickup tomorrow.
[Runs off to tell his siblings.]                                [Down the vent the scene goes to their parents' room to reveal what they're actually talking about, which appears to be about their father's neckties]

Lynn Sr.:But I love my tie collection! Cool neckwear is my thing.

Rita: Honey, they're an embarrassment.

Lynn Sr.: [holds up his disco tie] Not this one. [presses a button that makes it light up and play music] It's like a dance party around your neck. [starts dancing which makes his wife feel embarrassed]