The Loud house: The loud of Greed 💴

Driving Ambition

[The episode starts at the Green Tee Golf Course's eighteenth hole, where Lori is checking her putt.]

Golf Announcer: Lori Loud, putting on the eighteenth hole. If she sinks this, Royal Woods will beat Hazeltucky for the fourth year in a row.

[Lori takes her shot, and sinks it. her team cheers for her.]

Lori: [Does a fist pump] Yes.

Coach Hutch: [clapping] Nice game, Loud, I don't know what I'm gonna do next year after you graduate, you have been the heart and soul of this team for four years.

Lori: Thanks, Coach Hutch.

Coach Hutch: Speaking of next year, you still got your eyes on Fairway University?

Lori: Yes, it's literally my dream. I'm just not sure if I have the grades to get in.

Coach Hutch: Well, I think you have the golf skills to get in. [tosses a golf ball and catches it.] As a matter of fact, I've invited Coach Niblick from Fairway to come watch your next game. [Lori honks and she laughs] I'll take that as a thumbs-up.

[A video intro to 'Fairway University'.]

Buttery Voiced Narrator: Fairway University, bodes a tradition of academic excellence, [Shows old footage of Washington sinking a hole in one.] and a golf program as old as our great nation. [In the present, a student drives a golf cart to her outdoor lecture.] At Fairway, we live and breath golf, twenty-four seven.

Professor: And the cubed root of sixty-four is?

Student: [Yelling] Four!

[The other students duck at the sound of that word. Lori pauses the video, which she was showing to her parents in the living room.]

Lori: [sighs dreamily] Doesn't it look amazing? You know what the best part is? It's only a few miles outside the city so I'll be close to Bobby.

Lalo: That's great, Lori!

Lynn Sr.: Well, this calls for a celebration! I'll make a cake, no, wait, parfaits. [Rubs Lincoln's head] Get it?

Lori: Good one, Dad, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. The coach is coming to watch my next game. If he offers me a spot, then we can celebrate. Can you imagine? My life is literally going to be perfect. [Has a fantasy of her professor placing her diploma on a tee.] First, I'll graduate from Fairway. [Puts her diploma, which flies past her and Bobby's wedding cake.] Then, Bobby and I will get married. [The lovely couple feed each other a piece of the cake. Then an array of balloons transitions to the next scene, which is of Lori and Bobby, years after their wedding.] And he'll take care of our kids. [Adult Lori gives her husband a kiss, and the scene cuts to include said kids.] All eleven of them. [A plane ride later] While I travel the world, [Lori's now in Paris] on the professional golf tour.                     [Lori sinks the shot, and everyone cheers her name and throw confetti, Lori is given a bouquet of roses, a giant million dollar check, and a crown on her head. Her fantasy ends with Lalo, in the real world, also calling her name.]

Lori: Huh? What?

Lori: Now that you're back in reality, I just wanted to say that I wanted help you on your way to Fairway by becoming your caddy.

Lori: Oh, that sounds great Lalo.

Lincoln: Hey! I was gonna ask her If I can be her caddy.

Lori: Why would you want to be my caddy?

Lincoln: Rusty did it last summer and made a ton of money in tips.

Lalo: Wait, you can make money in being a caddy?