A Fridge Too Far

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After this episode I'll be focusing on my beast wars fanfic side note despite knowing this I won't always be on due to the I'll be hopefully be starting college on 29th sorry my fans but my studies come first. Anyway episode "Shell shock" still happens Lalo can't change anything, "Overnight success" still happens just no Lalo, now onto the episode)). [A ringing sound is heard. Cut to inside the classroom where Lincoln is looking at the clock with his mouth drooling. From his point of view, he is hallucinating the clock as a mac 'n' cheese bite.]

Lincoln: [dreamily] Mmm! Mac 'n' cheese bites!

Liam: [whispers] Hey! Psst! Lincoln! What'd you get for Number 1?

Lincoln: [dreamily] Mac 'n' cheese!

Liam: [jotting down] Thanks, buddy.

Zach: Really? I thought the Native Americans gave the Pilgrims corn.

Liam: If Lincoln says mac 'n' cheese, that's good enough for me.

Lincoln: [worriedly] I can't focus at all today. [to the viewers] Last night, Dad made his famous mac 'n' cheese bites for dinner and in order to make all that cheesy goodness last, I saved three bites for after school. But, if I'm going to get through this day without losing my mind, I'm going to have to stop thinking about them.

[Intercom buzzing]

Cheryl: [over intercom] The following students please report to the principal's office: Mac and Chaz.

Mrs. Johnson: Alright, everyone. Pencils down and let's go over the worksheet. [holds out the answer sheet] Who has the answer to Number 1" Liam: [waves his hand excitedly] Oh, oh, me! It's mac 'n' cheese and if I'm wrong, you can flunk me. [winks at a worried Lincoln.] [Back at the Loud House, Lynn Sr. is wearing a chef's hat and is holding a bowl of foie gras foam as he enters the kitchen.]

Lynn Sr.: [singing merrily] Today's the big day! [twirls and continues singing] Just to chill the Duck Liver Pâté. [places the Pâté in the fridge and mixes the bowl whilst still singing.] I'll show him that I'm a star with my yummy take on caviar.

Rita: [enters the kitchen] I love that confidence, honey. When is the investor getting here?

Lynn Sr.: In a few hours. Just think, if he likes my food, I can open my own restaurant. Here, try this Foie gras foam! [stuffs the ladle of foie gras foam into Rita's mouth. Rita gulps it down.] And here's the second course [opens an empty jar]

Rita: [sniffs it] Err, this is just air...in a jar.

Lynn Sr.: Lemon air in a jar. Low-end but locale.

Rita: Honey, no offense, but why are you making all this showy stuff? What's wrong with your famous 'Lyna-sagna'?

Lynn Sr.: Honey, this is Timothy McCole. This guy travels all over the world tasting exciting and exotic food. [stammering] I can't just shove a hunk of noodles.

Rita: Well, I like the hunk who made those noodles and I think anything he cooks is delicious. [kisses Lynn Sr. and leaves.]

Lynn Sr.: Can you say that again when he's here?

[Later, Lalo was walking into the kitchen happily whistling]

Lalo: Next stop: the fridge. Where I have leftovers of my BBQ meatball sandwich with Lynnsagna and fried plantains! [drools]! [Lalo walks over to the fridge and opens it] WHA!? [He is shocked to notice that his Sandwich was gone] My Sandwich?! There was my beautiful sandwich here last night! I put it in there!

Lincoln: [enters the kitchen in a zombie-like trance.] Mac 'n' cheese!

Lalo: Lincoln! Do you know about the- [Lincoln walks right past him, still in a trance]

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