The Loud house: The loud of Greed 💴

Washed up

I'm skipping "A recipe for disaster" due to not much changing and me not finding a good way to fit Lalo in the narrative. Also to all my haters of Lalo design I'm only going to say this one last time.....SHUT THE ***** UP!!! I don't care if you don't like it,or if it's cringey or whatever else your problem with it I like it,it fits what I'm trying to do and above all it shows off parts his character I'm trying to convey. I repeat their is no plans on changing his design so quit complaining and even if you continue to complain nothing is gonna change so to all my haters and enemies go shove it up your *******!!!!!

And to my loyal and more respectful fans please enjoy this chapter sorry it took so long and for the long wait I hope you 😉))

[The episode opens with an exterior shot of the Loud House. Cut to Lincoln's room as Lincoln squirts sunblock onto his hand and applies it to his face.]

Lincoln: [To the viewers] It's Saturday morning, and for the first time in forever, every single member of the Loud family is free. [Camera pans to his calendar.] To make the most of it, Mom and Dad are taking us on a boat trip around Lake Eddy. It's gonna be awesome! [A drop of sunscreen lands on his eye.] GAH! Sunscreen in my eye!

[Meanwhile in Lalo's room. The salesman was excitedly packing for the trip]

Lalo: This is so exciting, Cliff! We are finally going on a family boat trip! I can't wait to finally have a relaxing weekend. [Cliff Meows] Sorry you can't come, they don't allow animals on the boat. But I promise to bring you back some fish. [cliff meows happily] Now let's go over the checklist. [Looks through his stuff] Sunscreen, lifejackets, barf bags, snacks, books, photo camera, stylish fishing lures for dad. Yep, I'm all set. [he grabs his backpack and puts on a pirate hat; talks in a pirate accent] I'm off to explore the the vast oceans, cliff. You may not see me fer three hours. I want you to man the helm while I'm gone. [cliff was laying down but salutes to Lalo with his tail] That's my first mate. [he walks out the door heads inside upstairs to see everyone is getting ready for the trip]

Lola: Lana! Where's your tire inflater? [Holds up a unicorn float.] My unicorn needs puffing.

Lana: [With a can of worms.] On it! Let me just finish breakfast.

Lynn Sr.: [From downstairs] Has anyone seen my bait?

[Lana winks at her twin before munching down another worm and running off to their room.]

Lola: [disgusted] Ew.

Lynn Sr.: [Enters the hallway with a fishing pole as Lola walks away.] Your ol' Dad's gonna get some fishing in before the season's over.

Rita: [Enters with her own fishing pole.] We'll see who comes home with the better catch.

Lynn: CANNONBALL! [Charges forward but her parents stop her.]

Lynn Sr.: No cannonballs in the house, LJ.

Lynn: Relax, I'm just practicing the yell. Next step, toughening up my butt cheeks for maximum splash.

[Lynn toughens her gluteus, bouncing past her parents and down the stairs. Said parents then saw Lalo carrying a heavy backpack]

Lynn Sr.: Uh, Lalo? Isn't that too much stuff?

Lalo: One can't be too prepared for a trip through the high seas, father. [Lalo marches downstairs only for the backpack to fall on him and he fell downstairs] I'm okay! [he Said as the parents look at each other before heading downstairs as well. Lori comes out of her room, talking to Bobby on her phone.]

Lori: Don't worry, Boo-Boo Bear, [Lincoln comes out of the bathroom.] I packed an external charger so we can stay in constant contact.

[Luan steps out of her and Luna's room with Mr. Coconuts.]