Fool me Twice

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Warning episode bit darker then normal skip while your ahead)) [A Bus stops in the middle of a street and Lincoln comes out, wearing a coat, a hat, and a glasses with a fake mustache, he then hides behind a dumpster, then in a tree, (which he accidentally falls out of) then he rides a scooter to a local highway.]

Lincoln: [Makes a bird call] Ca-ca! Ca-ca! [The Loud family sans Luan appears out of their hiding places in their diguises]

Lynn Sr.: [slowly and with an affected deep voice] What animal does Mary have?

Lincoln: [also with an affected voice] A lamb with the fleece as white as snow.

[The Loud Family, sans Lincoln, sighs in relief and they remove their disguises]

Lynn Sr.: Oh, good. It's really you, son. Are you sure Luan didn't follow you?

Lincoln: Definitely. I took 4 different buses. Plus, I've got Clyde doing some surveillance on her.

[At Sunset Canyon retirement home, Luan is entertaining the elders, with Clyde disguised an elder, monitoring Luan.]

Lynn Sr.: Great! Now let's get down to business. April Fools day is tomorrow, and we still don't have a plan to stop Luan from pranking our butts off! So, who's got an idea?

Lori: Oh, Bobby said we could hide in the basement of the bodega, we just have to watch out for the rat traps...and the asbestos.

Rita: [unimpressed] You're really selling it, honey.

Lincoln: There's an island off the southern tip of Guam. You can only get to it by submarine.

Lynn: [Imitates a buzzing sound] We don't have passports, Stinkin'!

Lisa: Pending some grant money, I could build a ship that could take us to Europa, one of Jupiter's moons.

Lana: Or we can dig a system of tunnels under the house.

Leni: Why don't we just ask Luan to stop, but like, REALLY nicely?

Lalo:Or we give her a taste of her own medicine I'm sick of being a coward every year to this I am sick of her over the top pranks. I do nothing mainly out of fear and respect because she my mentor but no more family now how's with me! Lori: Lalo! You're literally forgetting the last time we did that Luan just picked herself back up and vowed revenge! Lalo:I know but this time you guys got me it will be different this time. I've been planning for years to get back at her this year might be it. [Holds up some blueprints] All I need now is my connections your guys permission to go through with it.

Lynn Sr.: Son, please. Nothing we do will ever stop Luan. Maybe it's hopeless! [A movie producer appears]

Producer: Excuse me, do you folks mind? We're trying to shoot a movie here.

[The family walk away]

Lola: Yeah guys! Outta the shot! [Lola poses] Okay, I'm ready for my close up!

Producer: Sorry, little girl, you need to get outta the shot, too. We're filming a dangerous stunt.

Lola: [Scoffs] Your loss!

[She walks away as well]

Director: And...ACTION!

[A man in a red suit and matching motorcycle come crashing through a boarded window on a high speed chase, and leaps over an area full of police cars with an explosion following suite. He crash lands to the ground.]

Director: CUT!

[The man recovers from the crash, and removes his helmet. His appearance is similar to Lynn Sr.'s.]

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