Heja wrote the letter w a few modifications of mine :)
Hi to everyone at camp! It's me Theo (and me, Fenris) writing this letter. For the ones who don't know where we are, we're currently on a quest to find Ichnuetae who was lost somewhere weird in Alaska. We found him about 30 minutes ago yay.
We're taking a plane back to NYC tomorrow at 7PM Alaskan time. At the moment of writing it's June 17th.Please don't forget us, and don't let anything go wrong... because a lot has happened to us.
Fen fell into a water fountain because he thought he would get rich and then Silke reminded him that his dad is literally Hades, god of the underworld and riches and diamonds and stuff like that.
Silke bought (stole) a car yesterday because the van we already had broke down (I'm so sorry Chiron!) because well, monsters. It was full of dust in the motor and Hephaestus came by to help us but then he decided that the car wasn't important enough to get fixed. (Thank you very much, mr. Heph.)
We did get a visit from the queen mother, Rhea herself. (No, not Rhea Ripley the WWE lady, I'm talking about most of our grandmother, Rhea Silva, Kronos' wife)
She said that lions were important and then we got teleported to France because currently there's a lion on the loose? It's very Madagascar 3 with Alex, Marty, Gloria and Melman running around in Europe with the French police lady with the hanging boobs and bright red lips.
(I vote me as Alex, Fenris as Marty and Silke as Gloria. Ichneutae can be Melman for all I care. Wait which characters had chemistry again? We'll skip that part)Like I said, we're coming back soon and we're looking forward to it. Thank you very much.
Oh yea of course we're going to bring 3 new campers to camp! Some kids named Kaija, Chris B and Sara. Seems like Ichneutae did a very good job in protecting because they're not in the best state ever. Ichneutae isn't in the best state ever. I mean, Alaska, amn't I right?
Anyways, we hope to see you soon if nothing goes wrong. We might be in time for the Summer Solstice, although I can't promise anything.
Sincerely, Theo, Fenris, Silke, the new demigods and partly Ichneutae.
Theo's POV
"I think that's good." I said as I let the other's read my letter. "Really gives of you-vibes." Silke said with a smirk. "Shut up." Was my answer
I looker at Ichneutae and our three new campers. All were around 12. "How'd you even end up in Alaska?" Fenris asked. "Someone," Ichneutae looked at the girl named Kaija, "somehow saw a rainbow and suddenly we were teleported away." "Huh." I said. I had a gut feeling this wasn't just a thing and was foreshadowing something, but I wasn't sure.
A/N: ;)
"Anyways." Ichneutae said. "We should go. I don't want to be in this uninhabited part of Alaska for a nanosecond more." With that, we all headed in our new vehicle.
A/N: This is where the first quest ends :) To me it's a milestone and I'm really happy with the way I let this quest go (ignoring the timeskips) but this is the first quest I came up with and considering how much better I got at writing (at least that's what I think) I'm really proud of what this ended up to be. Huge credits to Heja of course with coming up with at least 50% of the main plot lines, and cya in the next quest.
(Let me tell ya it doesn't end as happy as this one.)
Or was this a happy ending?
Is there more??
Nah I'm just kidding, I mean I got you there, didn't I? ;)
Or am I not kidding???
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