Alrighty then, this is my second one-shots book, and I'll write with literally any MC YouTuber that I know decently well (Except for the Hermits, those go in my first book, unless it's a crossover). If it's not obvious my favorite content creator is...
Literally everyone else in the life series: Yeah haha we're just vibin with friends. Might make a few little digs at watcher stuff but it's all in good fun- Martyn: The gods are real. They are eldritch, immortal beings who are insatiably devouring any ounce of entertainment they can get out of us. We are but playthings trapped in their endless games. There is no escape. They hate Scott Smajor specifically.
Jimmy: You need to stop swearing so much. Scott: Shut the fuck up. Jimmy: Yeah, that's not how you do it. Scott: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it. Jimmy: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine. Scott: Shit the beep up. Jimmy: Scott: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!
Scott: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet? Jimmy: What? Like J F K W S Q X- Scott: No, like, U R A Q T. Jimmy: Awwww!
Ren: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who. Martyn: Voldemort? Ren: No. Martyn: Is it Voldemort? Ren: It's not Voldemort. Martyn: You haven't mentioned wizards once in this conversation, so I'm gonna have to assume it's Voldemort.
Pearl: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?! Scott: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Pearl: Oh... Cleo: *from across the room* I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
Bad, texting Skeppy: skeppy there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it? Bad: pls hurry because I'm going to cry Bad: skeppy Bad: skeppy Skeppy: Skeppy is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.
Sapnap: I've never asked someone out. How do you even do it? Dream: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: "Hey... how you doin'?" George, scoffing: Oh, please. Dream, to George: Hey, how you doin'? George: George: *giggles and blushes*
Joey on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh. Joey on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
Phil: Which country has the most birds? Phil: Portu-geese! Techno: That's a language. Phil: Portu-gull? Techno: Good recovery. Niki: I think you mean good re-dovery. Ranboo: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
Jimmy: Scott, I screwed up, big time. Scott: Jimmy, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.
Shelby: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog... Fwhip: What's updog? Shelby: Lizzie! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
Jimmy: Why would anyone want to harm Grian? Joel: Maybe because they met him?
Martyn: Two bros! Scott: Chillin' in a hot tub! Martyn and Scott, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS F*CK!
Scar: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying? Bdubs: Damn, if people did that to each other, Cleo would've killed me years ago.
Martyn: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: *puts more tape over his mouth* I said stop eating it.
Bdubs: Made you all playlists! Bdubs: Cleo, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul. Bdubs: Etho, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression. Bdubs: And Scar has the ABBA Gold album.
Gem: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks. Pearl: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the plants.
Scott: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Etho will and will not eat. Impulse: Grass? Yes! Scott: Moss? Yes!! Impulse: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Scott: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Impulse: Worms? Sometimes! Scott: Rocks? Usually nah. Impulse: Twigs? Usually! Scott: Tango's cooking? Inconclusive! Martyn: How did you... test this? Scott: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it. Martyn: ... I don't know how to feel about this. Tango: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
Scott: You know, I think my life has value. Martyn: Who are you and what have you done with Scott?!
Wilbur, about Techno: He's speaking some kind of French. Tommy: Let me handle it. I speak some Spanish. It's the same thing.
Scott: Could you be any more annoying? Pearl: Yes.
Ren: BigB's amazing at concentrating. Once he starts reading, the only way he'll notice you is if you take his book away. Not even if you hit him or shake him! Scott: That was him ignoring you.
Martyn: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Cleo periodically send me texts saying 'we need to talk.' Martyn: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
BigB: What's the worst thing you guys have done? Skizz: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade. Etho: I kicked Ren in the shin- Ren: -So I kicked Etho between the legs. Martyn: I burned a town down. BigB: What?! Ren: What the hell is wrong with you?!? Martyn: A lot of things. Etho: No sh*t.
Scar: Please don't hold me responsible for my actions, I'm a brunette.
Sparrow: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Transporter Scott, having just teleported behind him: Why are you running?! Whyare you running?!
Lizzie: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am- Ren: A doll. BigB: A cinnamon roll. Cleo: A sweetheart. Lizzie: Lizzie: ...stop it.
Scott: "What a nice sheep" I think as I gaze out at a field. The sheep, facing away, starts to raise its head. I stare in mounting horror as the head keeps rising, rising, in some cursed spectacle that roots me to the spot in fear until I realize, oh, it's an alpaca. Pix: I thought this was going to be a horror short fiction, but no, it's just rural. Shelby: The veil between eldritch and rural is far thinner than anyone wishes to guess.
Also, I've recently went to my first con! It was a very small one, ad I definitely haven't finished my cosplay (Literally just got the basic things for it), but I enjoyed it anyways!
I found a Ghostbur and George there as well, and I absolutely adore their cosplays :D
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