Yoko: So, just so you guys know who's who. Wednesday = Dahmer. Enid = Puppy. Thing = BestBoi. Pugsley = Adopted. Ajax = Weed. Xavier = FakeEmo. Bianca = LittleMermaid. Divina = Bae. Eugene = Barry.
Yoko: we gud
Dahmer: No.
Dahmer Changer Dahmer's username to Demon.
Demon: Yes.
Puppy: hold on
Puppy changed Yoko's username to Psycho.
Psycho: what did i do to desrve this
Puppy: u chose this
Demon: You don't get to escape without a nickname. Enid's choice is nicer than mine.
Barry: how much did that hrt u
Demon: Not too painful, thankfully.
Puppy: Willa, come sleep.
Psycho: WILLA WTF
Adopted: one hey wtf yoko, two this is normal
Bestboi: this is literally nothing new wtf how did u guys not no this
Demon: Enid, we've talked about this.
Puppy: Sorry Wednesday.
Psycho: so willa -
Puppy: Yoko fucking run
Psycho: why
Puppy: Wednesday looked at her phone then calmly walked out with a duffel bag
Demon: If you want to live I suggest you climb off of Divina and Bianca and run.
Psycho: SHE'S IN THE MF WALLS
LittleMermaid: how in the hell
Demon: You think jumping out of the window will stop me? You thought wrong.
Psycho: hoehewfh ehiwohg ewhfiwegb ehgiwgn hakp
Bae: how tf is she typing in full sprint also shes bleeding and its not stopping her enid come get ur gurl.
LittleMermaid: Yeah she got a knife.
Demon: It's not a knife its a stake that's been carved to look like a knife. It's coated in garlic. Just to make sure.
LittleMermaid: where is ur phne im literally looking at u n u hv no phone
Psycho: mfkewi weihgw hghowbsj fehej heplp
Puppy: *sigh* Wednesday no.
Demon: Why? I'm having fun.
Bae: she literally pinning down a vampire wtf
Puppy: People are friends not food.
Demon: I'm not going to eat her.
Puppy: No but ull feed her to Tyler and she not food.
Demon: Ffs. Fine. But I'm maiming her.
Puppy: As long as she's not dead.
LittleMermaid: WTF ENID
Puppy: ur not guna get better
Demon: Maiming or death.
Puppy: ^^^
LittleMermaid: d cant pull her off wtf
Puppy: she an addams wtf u expecting
Barry: its 2 am why u guys up.
Demon: Go back to sleep Eugene. No one curse.
Puppy: Wednesday's right u rlly shud go bck to bed u need sleep
LittleMermaid: whut r u his moms
Demon: Of course not. He already has moms and he gets along with them unlike some people in this chat.
Puppy: :'(
Demon: I'm sorry Enid, that wasn't directed at you. I'll see you in the dorm in five minutes, I'm nearly finished.
LittleMermaid: How Weems hasn't stopped this yet is beyond me.
BestBoi: Morticia is here. She's been in Weems' personal rooms for the past two hours. Wednesday demanded I be the only sane one here and not type normally. Sorry guys. In return she promised not to sign her messages.
BestBoi: Also, this is Enid and Wednesday right now. (Credit to arlanorr on Pinterest)
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LittleMermaid: AHHHHHH how did enid get her on her bed
BestBoi: Wednesday hurt Enid's feelings.
Barry: Ltlly the cutest thing
LittleMermaid changed BestBoi's username to Exposer.
Exposer: Thank you, I liked BestBoi but this is better suited to me. :)
Demon: Thing, I hope you aren't too fond of your fingers, because I'm going to chop them off and give them to Tyler as chew toys.
Exposer: thats fine ill tell mother
Demon: That woman can't save you.
Exposer: enid will save me wont u enid
Puppy: if u stop mb
Demon: He's already signed his suicide letter.
Exposer: Wtf no i havent
Demon: You have now. I just finished it for you.
Little Mermaid: Wednesday no.
Demon: Wednesday yes.
Adopted: Wednesday no.
Demon: Wednesday yes.
Puppy: Wednesday no.
Demon: Wednesday no.
Exposer: She looks so devastated rn wtf
Puppy: pls dont.
Bae: Today we rest tomorrow the torture of wednesday begins anew.
Puppy: Can you not its hard enough to keep her from kill you all without this gc of horror
Demon: You're lucky I already dismembered someone tonight.
Adopted: who is she talking to rn
Puppy: *sigh* everyone
Puppy: night guys im done.
Demon: I will dismember someone again tomorrow. I'll allow you to argue amongst yourselves who that person is. ;)
LittleMermaid: did this bitch just put a wink emoji
