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[Doors Entities When It's Break Time] DOORS

Screech: Hey guys.

Halt: Hm?

Screech: Do you guys know the couple?

Rush: Couple who?

Screech: They have been through a lot of sh!t and they are still together.

Glitch: Who?

Screech: YOUR BUTT CHEEKS LAKALAKALAJKAJALKJLAKJKALAA

Glitch: Screech...

Screech: HAHAHA what?

Glitch: When I look at you... I wish I could see you graduate and walk past you.

Screech: WELL GLITCH, FIRST OF ALL I'M STUPID, oh wait uhm- uh... AND YOU ARE SLIM BUT AS CHARACTER-

Glitch: I would smack you right now, but I'm against animal abuse.

Ambush: NAHHH JIT-

Seek: No one talks to my son like that.

Glitch: What you gonna do?

Seek: I pity your parents.

Seek: They made a mistake like you and now they can not return it.

Seek: Oh wait, my bad. You don't have parents because they committed suicide after seeing you.

Seek: Even Void gave you the most useless power after seeing what of a useless man you are. I mean I'm not sure you're even a man but-

Void: Why am I involved. Wait a second my power is teleportation too- WAIT A SECOND TF YOU MEAN USELESS?-

Seek: I mean bro, they didn't even bother fixing you, like, look at all those particles coming from you dude.

Seek: How are you even gonna get married looking like this?

Seek: If your handsomeness level was as tall as your height, you would've at least made some progress in life.

Eyes: That's some classic roasting but HOLY-

Glitch: I WILL-

Seek: You hear that? IT'S THE SOUND OF ME NOT GIVING A SH!T.

G-Light: Ay ay ay chill out-

Seek: G-Light? You are so excluded that you shine for people to see you.

G-Light: Wha- what did I do?

Glitch: Seek, go roast people somewhere else. You are stealing our oxygen.

Seek: I don't know it's pretty large here, I am sure the oxygen itself is running away from you. Maybe you should start using some deodorant.

Hide: YOOOOOOO

Glitch: If I throw a stick, will you maybe chase it and get lost?

Seek: I would if I have the permission to stick it back to your ass.

*A120 comes in the room*

A120: I made waffles!-

Glitch: PLEASE STFU, GO BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG!

A120: uH- UHM wHAT did I do?

Seek: Don't mind him, he has anger issues.

Glitch: AND YOU'RE THE ONE SAYING THIS? DUDE "ANGER ISSUES" IS YOUR NAME.

Seek: Yes, because of you.

-After 15 minutes, Glitch is laying on the floor, dead-

Seek: YOUR DEAD FAMILY HATES YOU, YOUR KIDS WILL LEAVE YOU, GUIDING LIGHT WILL CHEAT ON YOU, AND YOU'RE GOING TO GROW UP TO BE A DEPRESSED STINKY OLD MAN.

Screech: crying in the corner* 

Screech: My only mistake was to make a joke...