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The Difference Between Seek and Figure;

Figure: Hey babeee

Seek: What tf do you want?

Figure: Screech and Eyes won't eat these!

Seek: Well throw them out!!

Figure: Mhm okay.

Figure: *throws the food out*

VS

Seek: Yo Figure!

Figure: Yeah?

Seek: Screech and Eyes aren't eating those!

Figure: Throw them out then!

Seek: My pleasure darling!!

Seek: *throws the kids out*

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Jard: How do I deal with my enemies?

Bobo: Kill them

Jard: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Bobo: Kill them only a little?

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Purple: Yo is Orange sleeping or dead?

Blue: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Green: Yeah, so did I.

Orange: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Amanda, talking to Wooly on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Wooly: You bet!

Amanda: At what temperature?

Wooly: 535.

Amanda: That's the clock.

Wooly:

Amanda:

Wooly: 536.

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Glitch: Good morning.

Guiding Light: Good morning.

Halt: Good morning.

Curious Light: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Timothy: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Seek: Figure and I don't use pet names.

Screech: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Seek: Honey?

Figure: Yes, dear?

Seek:

Screech: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Defect: So are we flirting right now?

Rebel: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Defect: That doesn't answer my question