[Is This All A Lie?] EVADE

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here's a little funni conversation that was between me and my friend dream (no they're not the real dream). idk if most of you will read this but anyway we thought this was funni, and yes we're writing this together. (iad = me)

iad: hello my little nightmare, i invited u so we can write something together

dream: like how we used to write some chapters together in hold my hand?

iad: yes idot

dream: ok, what will we write?

iad: ...

dream: ...

iad: i dont know bro, lets choose a fandom first. which fandom?

dream: ...

iad: ...

dream: i dont know bro.

iad: ok, lets choose with a help from a wheel. 

dream: write the fandoms.

iad: poppy playtime, nah wait that's "huggy wuggy" brah.

iad: doors, no bro wait it's "run from gays tycoon"

iad: then evade- i meant uhHHHHH "escape png obby"

iad: and then amanda the adventurer, UHHHHH I MEANT "kill wooly simulator"

iad: and lastly rainbowww IIIIIIIII MEANT UHH LGBTQ+ FRIENDS.

dream: ok. i gave my hopes up on you.

iad: *SPINS THE WHEEL AGGRESIVELY*

dream: woWWIE ESCAPE PNG OBBY. what will we write about it?

iad: ...

dream: ...

dream: i dont really know much about the fandom.

iad: i can explain to you.

dream: ok, what do you know?

iad: ...

dream: ...

dream: okay i found something, what if we wrote somethings about the rp we did in evade?

iad: ok, how will we start?

dream: ...

iad: ...

-A FEW MOMENTOES LATER- / -IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING THE CHAPTER-

dream: okay so, now we will write why defect was doing this, ok?

iad: ok, whats on your mind?

dream: ...

iad: ...

iad: OH MY FREAKING GOD I'M GOING TO ????

(real life iad: wait, what should i write here?
real life dream: ...
real life iad: ...)

iad: IM GOING TO UH....

iad: ...

dream: ...

AND THEN WE DECIDED TO WRITE SOMETHING RANDOM. (THIS AMAZING AND WONDERFUL STORY TOOK 261 WORDS BRO)

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Defect: *menacingly walks up to jard* i heard you cheated on bobo with trooper?

Jard: nah, im married to trooper. 

Defect: what?

Jard: wait i meant uh- I AM TROOPER'S FATHER.

Defect: WHAT? *backing away nervously*

Jard: I MEANNN UHHHHHHHHHHHHH TROOPER IS PREGNANT FROM REBEL AND I AM HIS CHILD.

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