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Franky, Sanji, (Y/N), and Robin sat in the Thousand Sunny's aquarium bar which was exactly as it sounded.
The aquarium was full of fish that Luffy and Usopp were catching and putting in to eat later.
Unfortunately, the morons put a shark with horns in the aquarium too.
Robin: Here comes another one. It's a shark.
Franky: See? Isn't this room great?
Sanji: Yeah, the room is nice, but those idiots put in a shark!
(Y/N): There goes all of the fish.
Usopp and Luffy burst into the room, excited.
Luffy: Hey! Did the shark get in there? The one with the huge horns?!
Robin: Yes, it did, but all the other fish you caught are now gone
The shark burped in the now empty aquarium. Luffy and Usopp both screamed in panic.
Sanji: Think of the food chain! Of course this was going to happen!
(Y/N): You expect them to think?
He took a sip of the tea that he was drinking. Robin giggled.
Suddenly, Zoro's voice was heard. He was in the crow's nest.
Zoro: <voice> Hey! There's something floating in the ocean!
The crew hurried onto the deck and saw that there was a barrel with a sign on it.
(Y/N): What the hell?
Usopp: A barrel? Look! It says "Treasure" on it!
Luffy: No way! Could it have fallen off a treasure ship?!
Usopp/Chopper: Treasure?!
After pulling the barrel onto the deck, the crew examined their new find.
Nami: Nope. That's probably some booze and preserved food.
Luffy: How can you tell without looking inside?!
Nami: Can't you read what it says? "A treasure offering to the sea god?" The practice is called "barrel drifting." It's used to pray for safe passage by making an offering to the guardian spirit of the sea. That "treasure offering" just means "an offering to God."
Luffy: Then why'd we even pick it up?!
Zoro: I bet it's booze. Let's drink it.
Usopp: Hey! That's bad karma!
Nami: You can drink it as long as you pray.
Zoro: I pray to no god.
(Y/N): Hmm... Someone sent out an offering to a god for safe passage... It means we must be getting close to the Florian Triangle. We'd best be prepared for some dangerous waters soon.
Robin: Indeed.
His eyes popped out of his head comedically when he saw that no one payed him any attention, as Luffy was opening the barrel.
(Y/N): Oh, okay then! Let's all die, you morons!! 💢
Robin giggled.
Luffy: All right, it's open.
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