CVII- The Giant Elephant

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Giant chunks of hail were raining down from the sky as a stormed blew through the seas. The Going Luffy-senpai bounced along the waves as the crew screamed.

Robin: Watch out!! They're huge!!

(Y/N): Holy crap! It's hail the size of a head!

The hail slammed into the ship's deck, breaking through the wood.

Bartolomeo: AAAH!!! It's breaching the deck!! Luffy-senpai, get yourself inside!!

Luffy: What do you mean? I'll help!

Franky: Which way are we going?! Who's the navigator?! I need orders!!

Barto: <bashful> Oh, we don't got a navigator. We were all landlubber gangsters, so...

Usopp: THIS IS THE NEW WORLD!!!

Gambia picked up a mini transponder snail.

Gambia: Hey, Grandma? It's me, Gambia. Listen, there's some huge hail falling here.

Barto: <to Usopp> He's always callin' his grandma back home when there's trouble.

Usopp: Great, so you do know someone to ask for advice! Well, hurry!!

Gambia: <to the crew> All right, guys! Here's the advice! You know how there's that gum stuck to the deck?!

Barto Club: Yeah, we've never been able to get it off!

Gambia: Wrap that hail in cloth and freeze the gum with it.

A crew member did just that, and the gum came right off.

Usopp: That's not the kind of advice we need right now!!! 💢

Just then, a chunk of hail hit the crew member on the head, causing him to cry out in pain.

Usopp: See?!! He took a shot to the head!!!

Gambia: She says to rub the lump with sugar.

Usopp: Enough with the folk wisdom!!! 💢

(Y/N): This sure is a pain in the ass.

Luffy: Oh no, we're goin' down!!! Nami, come save us!!!

Usopp: So many ships to choose from, and we had to pick this one!!

Zoro: I guess we'll have to handle this ourselves.

Law: Are these guys for real?

Franky: If only we had the Sunny's equipment!

Robin: <giggling> It's so lively.

Zoro: <to Bartolomeo> Why don't you start by putting up a barrier?

Barto: But Grandma always said don't fight against nature, or you'll pay the price.

Zoro: If you're scared, go back and live on land!!!

Barto: <to his crew> Hey, y'all!! With the Straw Hat crew on board, we got the strength of a thousand!! They don't fear no gods o' nature!!

(Y/N): <sweat dropping> How in God's name did you people survive this long on the sea?

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