Haunted

Twenty

"Really?" Demetri asks looking between us "you both conceived a baby during that wedding exorcism?" We nod our heads "I'm surprised it isn't twins or triplets, I mean...wow congratulations" he gives us a hug. The Cullen house is currently empty, Demetri is here for the moment to keep an eye on them with Felix but also protect me and they don't want any one to die since the Volturi don't always like to go to hotels.

"Thanks" I tell him "now my sister is going to kick our asses"

"Why?" He asks as Felix growls "she won't"

"My sister knows when I'm lying" I say "and when Martin told her she was yelling at me yesterday about how she's going to kick our asses" motioning to me and Felix "for having unprotected sex" yeah we told Martin and he hugged us both, he agreed to keep it a secret from Uncle Charlie and everyone since we want to tell them when we are in the second trimester. Also we'll be far away from the wolves.

"To be fair" Demetri motions to my belly "no one knew it could happen, just tell her that the baby was a miracle child since Felix was thought to have been sterile"

"I will" I say "and she'll believe it mainly because she knows ghosts are real—remember? My sister is like Bella, she will try to find out the truth"

"So will the baby be half vampire?" Demetri asks

"It is" Felix nods his head "Sister Irene said that the baby will have venom so someone has to be careful since she wants to breast feed" they both look at me as I eat more chicken.

"Stare all you want" shaking my head "these boobs are feeding out baby until we get him or her on baby food"

"I'm curious" Demetri asks "what do you guys think the baby is?"

"A boy" we both say

He lets out a laugh "No girl?"

"You've met Felix right?" I ask him? Felix stares at me "oh you know yourself babe, subconsciously you were most likely thinking of impregnating me with a boy. Like your mind was like 'put a son in her, put a son in her'" I made my voice deeper having Demetri let out a laugh.

Felix looks at him "That was kind of funny" Demetri says "and your mate is kind of right, if it's a girl your more likely going to lock her in the castle and only have mated males go near her while kill the others"

"Which would include you" Felix adds and I slap his arm "no unmated male is to be near our baby girl"

"If it is a boy" I ask "would you allow unmated females near him? If you say it's because it's a boy" I warn "someone else will be turning me and I'll rip off your cock and hide it from you for centuries before giving it back"

Felix grumbles looking away having Demetri laugh before straightening his composure "So do the kings know?" We nod our heads, that was a very long conversation about how the baby was conceived and what Sister Irene said. The wives when they heard screamed with joy and ordered their mates to drop the whole questions and he excited for a baby. Caius's mate is actually adopting aka stealing a baby, an orphan which Caius objected to greatly until he saw the look on her face.

"Athenadora" Felix nods his head confirming I got Caius's mate's name right "she actually is stealing a baby"

"Caius must be upset" Demetri says

"Why?" I ask

"He's terrible with children" they both answer, my eyes widen "well" Demetri tilts his head back and forth "more like he acknowledges they exist but he doesn't know how to be near them without making them cry"

"So he's just inexperienced" I say

"And when his mate" Felix says "announced what she was going to do, Santiago and Afton both told me that Athenadora is making Caius practice on one of those baby dolls that high schools have"

"To prevent premarital sex" nodding my head "I know those baby dolls, had to do an assignment with one" looking down at my belly "I feel like I'm not eating enough" looking at Felix "and also I feel like this baby will be very  huge"

"Your eating enough" Demetri assured me "and even if you aren't know this" wrapping his arm around my shoulder "no one will judge you given how big the baby daddy is"

"Felix?" I ask looking at him "can you get me some more fried chicken, extra crispy with Nutella and honey mustard with some chicken gravy and Hershey bars the cookies and cream flavored?"

"Of course" he nods his head but before going he asks "anything else?"

"Oh! Coleslaw with mashed potatoes and the KFC biscuits" I ask, he nods his head leaving "with come Coca Cola!" I yell

"Your going to make him go on errands aren't you?" Demetri asks

Nodding my head "Have you seen how big he is? I'm probably going to be pushing out a twenty pound baby" we let out a laugh since it's true "the least he can do is go on errands"