Seven

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"Your drive really fast" I complain as I hold onto something trying not to vomit at how Alice is driving through Italy in the yellow Porsche she stole like she's in some Fast and Furious movie "do all vampires drive this fast?

"Yes" she giggles "your not complaining that I'm a reckless driver?"

"I have heavy pain killed coursing through my veins" I tell her "I'm half certain I'm still in a coma and that this is all a dream" looking over "Ooh! A pony!"

"I'm guessing you didn't rent this car?" Bella asks Alice who turned having the car skid.

"I figured you wouldn't be opposed to grand theft auto" she say's completely covered from head to toe since she sparkles in the sun.

"Not today" she confirms

"Oh god!" I exclaim "I just realized that I'm going to die today a virgin!" Laughing really hard "I need to get fucked, do you think the vampire government will let be me be fucked? Huh?"

"Huh?" They both ask

"Cock up my pussy" Bella turns red "yes or no?" They are silent "that's a yes!"

"Alice?" Bella asks "what do you see?"

"They refused him" she complains

"Yeah!" I exclaim "Wait! Boo! Boo! Why am I booing?"

"He's going to make a scene" Alice tells us "force the Volturi to listen"

"Why?" I ask before groaning "oh god" I pull my legs to my chest not feeling well "I need barf bag" Alice hands me an airplane barf bag.

"He can't!" Bella cries "God Alice you've got to hurry"

"There's Volterra" Alice points

We look and I smile, for some reason I feel like this place is home. Maybe it's the pain killers? "Such a purtty pace" I laugh "purr, purr"

"Did she take something besides pain killers?" Alice asks

"She ate some brownies her sister left" she says

I gasp "You are my sissy's legendary pot brownies?! Ooh! Simone in batty trolls!"

"You ate then" she says

"Nah uh" shaking my head before throwing up into the bag. I look up and ask "Why are they all bloody tampons?" I laugh "they look like tampons"

"Why are they in red?" Bella asks

"St. Marcus day" blah blah blah "Bella breathe"

"Is Bella having a baby?!" I exclaim looking at my cousin hearing her breathing like she's in labor.

"No" Bella snaps as Alice exclaims "Bella just try to breathe!" When Alice stops the car Bella runs out someplace as Alice drives someplace else.

"Oh my glob!" I exclaim as Bella helps me out of the car "I'm going to die a virgin! I haven't even had my kiss first no" putting my head on his shoulder "my side hurts" pulling out some brownies that were left by my sister I eat some "Disney I'm mad at" I sing the song Mad at Disney.

"Come on" Alice picks me up and we go someplace else. It's hot, I shouldn't have worn what I'm wearing. I'm wearing a red long sleeve turtleneck sweater with black leggings and black flats. Underneath I'm wearing a black lace lingerie set.

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