Rtc Chatfic-ish (nischa)

Chapter 22

Sav<33

Rick<33: hiya pen!!

Pen<33: hiii <3
Pen<33: hry??

Rick<33: good thanks :))
Rick<33: im getting spammed by ocean

Pen<33: god what did you do this time??

Rick<33: ....
Rick<33:  i told her that she sings flat

Pen<33: YOU DIDN'T

Rick<33: SHES GONNA KILL ME

Pen<33: DONT DIE ILY

Rick<33: I WONT
Rick<33: she can't kill me im too awesome
Rick<33: my cats will protect me

Pen<33: if you die can i have your money

Rick<33: yes
Rick<33: on one condition

Pen<33: go on

Rick<33: you take the cats too

Pen<33: rick im not living with 16 cats

Rick<33: actually its only 15

Pen<33: THAFS STILL A LOT

Rick<33: NO ITS NOT
Rick<33: YOU TAKE THE CATS AND THE MONEY OR NEITHER
Rick<33: ITS A PACKAGE DEAL

Pen<33: NEITHER

Rick<33: im so offended
Rick<33: im gonna find where you live and when you least expect it im gonna train all my cats to come and attack you

Pen<33: damn bro
Pen<33: brb ezra almost just burnt the kitchen down

Rick<33: WHAT ARE YOU OKAY

Pen<33: I SAID ALMOST WE SHOULD BE FINE

Rick<33: DONT DIE

Pen<33: IF I DO THEN ITS FINE OCEAN WILL GET YOU AND WELL DIE TIGETHER

Rick<33: GOOD TO KNOW??

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rapper dude 🔥😎

Rickster💥: dude help

rapper dude🔥😎: what with??

Rickster💥: yk penny

rapper dude🔥😎: obviously

Rickster💥: shhh
Rickster💥: basically
Rickster💥: i told you how i like them didn't i

rapper dude🔥😎: NO??

Rickster💥: SHIT

rapper dude🔥😎: DUDE THEYRE  WAAAAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE

rapper dude🔥😎: NO OFFENCE LIKE, YOU'RE HOT BUT STILL

rapper dude🔥😎: im assuming

rapper dude🔥😎: no clue what you look like

rapper dude🔥😎: you could be ugly asf idk

Rickster💥: WOW THAT HELPS WITH CONFIDENCE

rapper dude🔥😎: yor welcome man 💪

Rickster💥: SARCASM.

Rickster💥: WELL BASIXALLY I LIKE PENNY-

rapper dude🔥😎:WELL  I KNOW THAT NOW

rapper dude🔥😎: SINCE WHEN

Rickster💥: SINCE WE MET??
Rickster💥: IDK LIKE A YEAR AGO

rapper dude🔥😎: DUDE YOURE SO SCREWED

Rickster💥: STFU
Rickster💥: I WAS GONNA ASK HER OUT BUT IDK HOW??

rapper dude🔥😎: do it on the call

Rickster💥: SMART.
Rickster💥: SMALL ISSUE
Rickster💥: I CANT TALK

rapper dude🔥😎: damn bro you lost your voice??

Rickster💥: NO LMAO IM MUTE-

rapper dude🔥😎: damn

rapper dude🔥😎: get well soon 🙌

Rickster💥: fucking dumbass
Rickster💥: anyway
Rickster💥: should i just
Rickster💥: text them??

rapper dude🔥😎: ye
rapper dude🔥😎: are you sure they aren't a pedophile

Rickster💥: LMAO THEY AREMNT DW

rapper dude🔥😎: do u even know what they look like??

Rickster💥: no
Rickster💥: ...still i bet theyre hot

rapper dude🔥😎: probbablyyy

Rickster💥: ANYWAY HELP ME

rapper dude🔥😎: HOW

Rickster💥: IDFK

rapper dude🔥😎: dude your on your own here

rapper dude🔥😎: if she says no can i stab her

Rickster💥: no

rapper dude🔥😎: pls

Rickster💥: no

rapper dude🔥😎: ...
rapper dude🔥😎: no promises

Rickster💥: fine
Rickster💥: im going

rapper dude🔥😎: tell me how it goes
rapper dude🔥😎: good luck man

Rickster💥: im not emotionally prepared for this

rapper dude🔥😎: damn
rapper dude🔥😎: then be prepared

Rickster💥: IF I COULD THEN I WOULD BE

rapper dude🔥😎: you came to the wrong person for advice

Rickster💥: i realised that
Rickster💥: like 2 seconds into our conversation.