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VERY EPIC GC 🤯

Cartman:Hey guysss (especially kahl😍)

Stan:Whats with you and texting the GC at 2am

Cartman:idk

Kenny:ugh why are you guys awake

Stan:Cartman

Cartman:😁

Pip:Stfu and go to sleep

Damien:😧
Damien:p-p-p-pip...??😨

Cartman:J-J-J-Jimmy...??😨

Kenny:BAHAHAHAHAH

Kyle:Hey y'all

Stan:AHAHAHAHAAHHHHHHH DON'T KILL US

Kyle:Chill it's ike

Kenny:why do you have kyles phone???

Kyle:Stole it bc he's studying and didn't notice

Damien:why would he be studying at 2:43AM???

Kyle:idk he wants good grades and he overreacted when he got a 98% on his math test

Stan:Lucky I got a 74%

Cartman:HAHAHAHAHA I GOT A 75% I'M SMARTER

Stan:SHUT UP FATASS

Cartman:AYE

Kenny:damn I got a 32%

Stan:BAHAHAHAHAH

Kenny:shut up

Kyle:anyway why are y'all up??

Stan:bc of cartman
Stan:why are you up?

Kyle:Idk playing roblox on kyles phone

Kenny:go through his contacts and see what he named every body

Kyle:Alr
Kyle:I think he named cartman "FATASS🐷🐷"

Stan:Awww it suits you cartman
Stan:now I know why you like pigs so much

Cartman:SHUT UP

Kyle:he named Kenny "Poor🤧😢"

Pip:BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHHahh
Pip:*ascends*

Kenny:I feel anger and sadness

Stan: Kenny:*starts singing a Olivia Rodrigo song*

Kyle:he named Stan "Stan<3"

Kenny:damn Stan I think moto moto like you 😘

Cartman:I like em big I like em chunky (chunky)

Stan:It's in a best friend way though right ike

Kyle:uhhhhh
Kyle:I looked at the Nick name thing and if I say this and Kyle reads these texts you will not hear from me again

Kenny:damn Stan you friend zoned Kyle

Stan:shut up

Kyle:he named Craig "Squidward"

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