South park chatfic🙀🙀🙀🙀

Sleep😖

VERY EPIC GC 🤯

Cartman:Guys😭

Cartman:Heidi kicked my left nut😭

Bebe:Good

Cartman:UGH I HATE WOMEN
Cartman:Heyyy kahl @Kyle 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Kyle:Ew-

Wendy:Fr😰

Tweek:No one wants to date you cartman bc you're fat

Wendy: *obese

Bebe:BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Kyle:💀

Cartman:GUYS I'M NOT FAT OR OBESE I'M JUST BIG BONED

Kenny:You've been saying that since 4th grade💀

Cartman:IT'S TRUE THAT'S WHY

Kyle:It's not

Kenny:Where's stan??

Kyle:Idk

Kenny:Wdym you don't know he's your boyfriend

Kyle:I don't have super powers where i can locate where he is

Kenny:You should

Kyle:That's weird

Kenny:You can help cartman find his dad

Cartman:Yeahh... Abt that..

Kenny:@Stan

Stan:What?

Kenny:Someone's a little angy

Stan:I was sleeping

Kenny:Dude it's 5:43 pm

Stan:So?

Wendy:What time did you go to bed?

Stan:idk I think 10:21 Am

Kyle:You need a better sleeping schedule

Stan:You do too

Kyle:No i don't

Stan:You stayed up for 4 days studying for a test 2 weeks away
Stan:Go to sleep

Kyle:No I'm studying rn

Wendy:You have the highest grade in school

Kyle:Still

Kenny:Can you give me some of the answers

Kyle:No

Kenny:PLZ BBG🥺🥺

Stan:Back off🐺🐺🐺

Kenny:Sorry
Kenny:KYLE PLZZZZ

Kyle:No

Kenny:But I'm failing in everything

Kyle:Sounds like a you problem

Kenny:GRRR
Kenny:IF YOU DON'T I'LL LEAK SMTH OF YOURS ON THE INTERNET

Kyle:Idc

Kenny:Does anyone have blackmail against Kyle?

Clyde:Yeah

Tweek:Stan and Kyle

Stan:y'all are lying

Tweek:I caught y'all making out in one of the bathroom stalls

Kyle:That's not true

Clyde:It is tweek said to climb over the stall and film it
Clyde:That's why you heard a thud bc I fell

Tweek:I had to drag your ass to the nurses office

Kyle:Mm chez burger

Stan:What?

Wendy:??

Kyle:California girls are unforgettable daisy dukes bikinis on top

Bebe:Omg I love that song

Tweek:don't change the subject Kyle😡

Bebe:Actually it's Kylie🤓☝

Wendy:We have turned him into the girls😈

Stan:NOOOOOOOOOO
Stan:KY NOOOOO PLZ DON'T TRANSFORM🥶🥶😱😱😱😱

Kyle:Wtf are y'all talking abt
Kyle:This is ike btw

Cartman:WHERE'D MY BBG GO🤧🤧😍😍🤧🤧😔

Stan:I'm gonna go to your house and beat you to death
Stan:Back off😡😡🐺😡🐺😡😡

Kyle:He either fainted or fell asleep
Kyle:I can't tell
Kyle:Gtg guys

Stan:Bye ike

Kyle:Bye Stan

Kyle has left VERY EPIC GC🤯

This was really rushed if you can't tell🤯👍 So ignore mistakes if there are any🐺

*epic outro sounds*