South park chatfic🙀🙀🙀🙀

Toe tickler buddy😍😍

(Chats between Stan and Kyle (Ike rn) )

Kyle:Heyyy Stan!! (Ike btw)

Stan:Hey Ike
Stan:why do you have Kyles phone? He's gonna kill you.

Kyle:He's like dead asleep rn...
Kyle:So I decided to get on it🥰

Stan:ok...

Kyle:Sooo...

Stan:Sooo?

Kyle:How's the relationship with my brother going 😼👊👊‼️‼️

Stan:He's scary.. But hot

Kyle:I can agree with you on scary, but not hot... Cuz that would be incest😰😰
Kyle:Have you made out in the janitors closet yet 😼👊👊‼️‼️

Stan:Why would I tell you that?

Kyle:Sooo it's a yes👨‍❤‍💋‍👨👨‍❤‍💋‍👨👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

Stan:No comment

Kyle:😏

Stan:I know what you're gonna ask and no we haven't...

Kyle:You sure🤭

Stan:Positive

Kyle:Well my friend Dave the fly said that wasn't true😔😔😔👊👊‼️‼️
Kyle:He was watching... He's always watching...

Stan:You're scaring me...

Kyle:Good😋
Kyle:Can I have math answers

Stan:I'm failing math

Kyle:Plz..
Kyle:Or else...

Stan:Or else what?

Kyle: *very emo sigh* Well I couldn't help but look through your texts with Kyle 😁

Stan:😰

Kyle:If you don't want them leaked I would advise you to give me the god damn answers...

Stan:ALR ALR😰😰

Kyle:Thanks stanny wanny/my future brother in law/my bestie westie/ my toe tickler buddy/My pookie bear 😍

Stan:Plz never say that again Ike....

Kyle:Ok first question
Kyle:You know what I'll just send you a picture of it so you can list out the answers

Stan:Fine...

RAHHHHH MERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👨‍❤‍💋‍👨👨‍❤‍💋‍👨👨‍❤‍💋‍👨👨‍❤‍💋‍👨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👦🏻👨🏻‍🦰➡️👨‍❤‍💋‍👨🤠🤠🤠🤠🦅🤓☝🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅😡😡😡👊‼️‼️‼️

I haven't updated this book in so long... But here it is😍😍😍

Also ignore mistakes I'm on like 2 hours of sleep 😍😍😍😍😍 (I will go insane one day if my sleep schedule doesn't get better...)

*epic outro sounds*