South park chatfic🙀🙀🙀🙀

Mkay🤓

(Chats between Stan and Kyle)

Stan:R U mine bc I wanna be yours (Artic Monkeys Rizz)
Stan:Treat me like white tees

Kyle:that was kinda good

Stan:I found it on google😘

Kyle:"You're" and "your" are different bc you're mine and I'm yours (Grammatical Rizz)

Stan:Are you ####### bc I ###### (Roblox rizz)

Kyle:you play roblox to much

Stan:there's no such thing as too much roblox

Kyle:yes there is

Stan:No😘

Kyle:yes🥰

Stan:GRRRRRRRRRR

Kyle:😧

Stan:*EYES TURN RED*

Kyle:AHHHHHHHHH😰

Stan:*Uses my ultra alpha powers🐺🐺🐺🐺*

Kyle:Stan wtf are you doing

Stan:I'm using my alpha male powers🐺🐺

Kyle:ew

Stan:don't make daddy angy wangy kitten😠😠😠😠

Kyle:s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry🥺

Stan:it's ok kitten

Kyle:Mkay

Stan:Mkay🤓

Kyle:Mr.mackey is so annoying

Stan:fr I'm surprised he's not dead yet

Kyle:remember that one time he walked in on craig and tweek making out in the bathroom

Stan:"Guys you should not be making out mkay 🤓 that is bad mkay"

Kyle:oh yeah remember cartman and craig got in a fight and cartman punched craig and tweek literally bursted through the gym doors and punched cartman so hard he broke his nose

Stan:remember when pip broke your nose

Kyle:not funny

Stan:it was kinda funny
Stan:he did win dodge ball for us

Kyle:HE BROKE MY NOSE

Stan:you called him French

Kyle:he is tho-

Stan:he's British

Kyle:YOU LIKE FRENCHIE🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Stan:Ew no Damien probably likes him

Kyle:he does have you seen the way he looks at pip
Kyle:plus he's the only person who can calm Damien down

Stan:true
Stan:I can hear the Asian girls giggling when their together

Kyle:fr
Kyle:anyway Im gonna go to bed see you tomorrow at school

Stan:Byee💚🧡💚🧡

Kyle:byeee💙❤💙❤

Kyle❤ is offline...

Sorry for the short chapter I wanted to finish this one fast or I'll forget my idea I have for the next one😍 I think I'm obbsessed with Weezer😰

*epic outro sounds*