Kitten🐺

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VERY EPIC GC 🤯

Cartman:GUYS GUYS GUYS

Kenny:WHAT IS WITH YOU AND 2 AM ARE YOU DATING OR SMTH?!!?!?

Cartman:Shut up kinny I get more ass than you (Kahl😍)

Stan:Wtf-

Wendy:What's with cartman and 2 am???

Kenny:I asked him the same question

Butters:God Eric why are you up???

Cartman:I found out that....
Cartman:actually idk but since you are all up-
Cartman:wait a minute @Kyle

Stan:Oh dear😰

Kyle:Why the fuck are you tagging me???

Stan:Yay he's not that angry

Ike:GUYS KYLE JUST SMASHED SMTH IN HIS ROOM
Ike:AND I DON'T THINK IT'S STAN THIS TIME😰

Wendy:THIS TIME🤨

Ike:I mean they go up to kyles room and then their quiet for a little while then they scream and then quiet again
Ike:he also keeps the door locked

Kyle:I always keep my door locked

Ike:only when stans here

Butters:Screaming😧

Cartman:WAIT ARE Y'ALL FUCKING

Kyle:WHAT NO

Kenny:Why not?? It's fun

Butters:Oh hamburgers

Wendy:I smell Stds😍

Stan:Flashbacks to when Kyle had HIV

Kyle:Fuck you

Ike:Excuse me😟

Kyle:Shhhhhhhhh
Kyle:This is a dream you are dreaming
Kyle:why the fuck did dreaming go to Creaming😟

Cartman:Flashbacks
Cartman:"STAN I HAVE TO GO HOME I NEED MY CREAMMM I NEED MY CREAMMM" "Alright let's go!"

Kenny:wait hold on let me fix that sentence
Kenny:"STAN WE HAVE TO GO HOME I NEED YOUR CREAMMM I YOUR CREAMMM" "Alright let's go"

Butters:I'm kinda frightened 😨

Stan:you should be

Ike:be very frightened

Butters:Now Im really scared

Cartman:You should be

Kenny:leave butters alone

Kyle:*cough* simp *cough*

Kenny:*cough*

Kenny:*cough*

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Wendy:😧

Kyle:THAT'S FAKE

Stan:I wish it was real 😞

Stan has deleted 1 message

Wendy:I saw that Stan

Kenny:and I ss it

Stan:shhhh you saw nothing *wipes memories with my super alpha powers🐺🐺🐺🐺*

Kyle:saw what????

Kenny:You didn't see stans message??

Kyle:no

Wendy:I did I'll tell you later

Cartman:GUYS HEIDI JUST TEXTED ME😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘🥰🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Kyle:Idc

Cartman:she said kys you fat fuck stop texting in the group chat
Cartman:brb gonna go cry

Cartman has left VERY EPIC GC🤯

Kyle:I don't wanna cry I don't wanna fix you I don't wanna try I just wanna kill you I don't wanna lie baby girl, you break my heart break your legsss

Stan:Heidi was right kys cartman

Wendy:I kinda feel bad😨

Butters:same

Kyle:I don't

Stan:me neither

Cartman:Alr guys I'm back😘

Kyle:how was your breakdown

Cartman:good😍

Kyle:😰

Cartman:you wanna come over kahl😘🥰😍😋

Clyde:Don't listen to him Kyle come over to my house instead 😍

Bebe:Kyle come to mine first 😘🥰😍😋🤩

Kyle:Wtf is happening 😧

Kenny:Come over Kyle Don't be shy

Ike:Wth

Stan:What are you guys doing leave my kitten alone🐺

Kenny:Stan that was such and alpha male move🐺🐺🐺

Kyle:it was🐺🐺🐺🐺

Stan:You wanna come over kitten🐺🐺🐺🐺

Kyle:sure😊

Kyle has left VERY EPIC GC🤯

Stan:losers

Stan has left VERY EPIC GC🤯

Bebe:WHAT DOES STAN HAVE THAT I DON'T

Ike:Kyle likes people who had a goth phase

Bebe:ew no I give up on Kyle
Bebe:Hey Wendy😘

Wendy:Oh no😧

I have no ideas for anything so if you want leave some ideas😍 That was such and alpha male move🐺🐺🐺

*epic outro sounds*

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