South park chatfic🙀🙀🙀🙀

Secrets🤯😈

VERY EPIC GC🤯

Cartman:DUDE I'M TELLING YOU BIRDS ARE GOVERNMENT SPIES

Kyle:STFU FATASS NO THEIR NOT

Cartman:I'M NOT FAT GODDAMMIT

Shelly has joined VERY EPIC GC 🤯

Shelly:Sup turds

Stan:SHELLY GET OUT

Shelly:No

Cartman:TELL US STANS SECRETS

Shelly:That's why I'm here

Stan:Plz no

Shelly:This is revenge

Stan:Revenge from what?

Shelly:Revenge from you putting green dye in my shampoo

Stan:but I said sorry 🥺

Shelly:Too bad
Shelly:If you didn't see my tweet here
Shelly:

Cartman:BAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Shelly:That's only the start

Stan:It was kinda good

Wendy:I can't believe I use to date him

Kyle:I can't believe Im actually dating him

Stan:Are you saying you wanna break up with me kitten🐺🐺🥺🥺🥺🥺🐺🐺🐺🥺🥺🥺🐺🐺😈😈🐺🐺🐺🐺

Kyle:Ofc not bigalphadaddy 😍😍🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍😍🥺🥺🥺🥺🥵

Shelly:Anyway....
Shelly:he use to eat dog food

Bebe:😟
Bebe:It's giving furry

Kyle:Flashbacks

Kenny:I still play that game

Clyde:Same
Clyde:We should rp again Kenny

Kenny:We should😏

Stan:IT WAS GOOD ALR!?

Kyle:Stan wtf

Stan:😊

Shelly:When Kyle and Stan weren't dating, I caught Stan with a picture of Kyle taped on his pillow and he was kissing it

Kyle:Oh

Shelly:He gave me 20 bucks to not tell anyone

Stan:THAT'S FAKE

Shelly:It isn't
Shelly:I have a picture of it
Shelly:

(It's when they were in 4th that's why he looks so little 🐺 art made by me🤭)

Stan:...
Stan:That's photo shopped

Shelly:Do you really think I would take my time editing smth like that?
Shelly:Bc I wouldn't
Shelly:anyway bye turds

Shelly has left VERY EPIC GC🤯

Stan has now banned Shelly reason:"For making up lies😡"

I'm back ig🤯 I haven't been posting bc I haven't had a lot of ideas so if you have one comment on this paragraph😼And sorry this one is so short 😔

(Might be making a style one shot book 🐺😈😈🐺😈😈😈🐺🐺🐺)

*epic outro sounds*