Instagram realization🏳‍🌈

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(Chats between Bebe and Kyle bc their so silly😋)

Bebe:KYLE KYLE KYLE KYLE KYLE

Kyle:Jesus Bebe what?

Bebe:I think I might be gay

Kyle:Ok. So?

Bebe:YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I WAS SCROLLING ON INSTAGRAM AND I TURNED GAY

Kyle:How??

Bebe:I have two reasons

Kyle:Go on

Bebe:reason 1:The guys on Instagram are really cringe like really
Bebe:Reason 2:The women...

Kyle:The women??

Bebe:yes
Bebe:It made me realize smth

Kyle:Which is??

Bebe:I like females

Kyle:Hip hip horray do you wanna cookie??

Bebe:You're not listening

Kyle:I've been listening

Bebe:It wasn't just any female it was Wendy

Kyle:so you're saying you got a crush on Wendy? 😏

Bebe:Yeah...
Bebe:She's just perfect her hair her eyes everything

Kyle:and how did Instagram help you realize your crush for Wendy?

Bebe:Her pictures..

Kyle:you've been friends with her for how long?? And you're now just getting a crush on her bc of her pictures?

Bebe:Shut up
Bebe:Ig I just never realized it
Bebe:Like you never realized your crush for Stan😊

Kyle:...
Kyle:No comment

Bebe:But like what do I do I know for a fact that Wendy's straight

Kyle:You never know

Bebe:Ugh this is making my head hurt

Kyle:You don't just look at someone and judge them by their looks

Bebe:I've never seen her date anybody besides boys

Kyle:You've only dated Clyde so

Bebe:oh yeah I forgot about him

Kyle:Are you two still together?

Bebe:Nah
Bebe:I was kinda getting annoyed with his crying

Kyle:That's kinda rude ngl

Bebe:It's true tho

Kyle:hm yeah

Bebe:I'm pretty sure Wendy broke up with Stan bc of his greasy ass hair
Bebe:Does he use 3in1 or smth💀

Kyle:he does😔
Kyle:It looks greasy but it's not

Bebe:I would not touch it if I were you. You gonna get a virus

Kyle:I don't have a virus if anyone should have a virus it's Cartman💀

Bebe:fr poor Heidi

Kyle:poor Heidi indeed
Kyle:#justiceforHeidi

Bebe:#justiceforHeidi ✊✊✊✊✊

Kyle:✊

Bebe:back to Wendy

Kyle:ugh

Bebe:You're so rude😡

Kyle:I know😊✌

Bebe:😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😝😝😛😛😛😄😁😁😁😆😆😆🙂🙂🙂🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃☺☺☺😇😇😇

Kyle:Stop using Facebook mom emojis

Bebe:No

Kyle:Gtg I have to babysit ike

Bebe:You're making excuses aren't you😡

Kyle:What no I would never😊
Kyle:GOD DAMMIT IKE JUST FELL OFF THE KITCHEN COUNTER TRYING TO GET MY BAG OF M&MS
Kyle:GTG FR

Kyle is now offline...

Bebe:Ugh😒

Sorry it looks so bad I haven't gotten good sleep in like a week😰.There you go MyPatatoChipDied123 😋👍

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