Sherlock texts

Not my divison

I can't find the exact quote where Sherlock needs a case and John says something about what if he murdered someone to get him a case and Sherlock says that he would solve that case really quickly. If you know exactly what Shelock says in that moment then please tell me so I can add it to this chapter. Thank you <3
Also, SD stands for Sally Donovan.
~ Rhys

Gavin. I need a case! - SH

Sure. Let me just murder someone for you - GL

That would make it far too easy to solve - SH

I was being sarcastic, Sherlock - GL

Stop wasting time being sarcastic when you can use that time to get me a case - SH

I already told you that I don't have any cases that would pique your interest - SH

That seems like a you problem. Just find me a case, Graham - SH

Not my divison - GL
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John, the paperwork you filled out is incorrect. Is there any way you can collect it and do it again? I would do it but I don't know all the details to the case like you do and I've got other pieces of paperwork I need to finish by tomorrow - GL

I'm sorry, Greg. I'm busy at the moment. Can't you just do it? - JW

Not my division - GL
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Can you tell your stupid boyfriend that if I see him stealing my food from the staffroom again I will personally make his life a living hell? - GL

How did you know me and Anderson are dating? - SD

It's pretty obvious. Also, if you're going to have a make out session when you're suppose to be working then maybe make sure that you wipe the lipstick off of your kissing partner before you walk back into the office - GL

Don't act so smug. You can't tell me that you haven't kissed anyone at work - SD

Not all of us are unprofessional - GL

Whatever. Just don't tell anyone else - SD

Sure. I won't tell anyone else - GL

Promise? - SD

I'm not 5 years old. I can't promise this secret won't get out and people won't know about it when some of your co-workers already know about it - GL

Just promise, Greg - SD

Not my divison - GL
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Gregory, I've had a rough day today. I'm just going to go to straight to bed when I get back so no movie night tonight. I apologise, love - MH

No need to apologise, babe. Seems like someone needs a massage to help them relax - GL

I would love that but I don't want to bother you as it's not your divison - MH

Myc, you're my divison - GL