The Bff Blog

June 6

BRUH!

I almost. Almost. Forgot. To. Write.
Oh welly. Imma dedicate this gorgeous chaptah to my complaining. Cuz I Love to complain.

So... Let's talk about fanfics,yes?
Those things are the only thing that will make me cry the Mississippi River. I will full on curl into a ball, suck on my thumb, eat all the icecream, watch Lion King, and cry. I WILL CRY. So leggo my eggo. ;)

1D and 5SOS fanfics~

These are friggin cliché af.

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"Hi. I'm Harry Styles." He was perfect. He had a mop of curly hair and shining emerald eyes. I knew from then... I was in love. Then they make out and fight then get back together then they get married 5 years later cuz' that just happens. LIKE BRUH, FO REAL? NO HUNNY KEEP DREAMING.

This isn't A fairytale. YOU CANNOT MAKE ANOTHER CINDERELLA!!!
Or when they have a kid and people comment. 'Awee so cute!' Fml. For real...

Moving on...
TEEN FICS~

•The Jock and the Nerd... Yes this is every story ever. They meet on unlikely odds. Maybe he is an arrogant bastard and her a shy innocent sweetheart. Maybe they just connected...
Me-I'm sorry what language are you speaking? Cuz' it sounds a lot like BullShiz.

•The depressed girl and the happy guy. He wants to help her but she pushes him away and he gets all butt hurt. And she realizes she really needs him and then she ends up letting him in but she still has many secrets that she hides and they fight over that. Ya ya ya. Heard it before. Ok... Speaking of that...
-ENDING RELATIONSHIPS WITH SUICIDE.
Just don't even... One minute he/she is perfectly fine the next you find them in the bathroom covered in their own blood... Like no... Don't. Make. Me. Cry. The feels in this books tho.... T.T
AND YOUR MASCARA IS EVERYWHERE. And when you put it on that morning you didn't want to get your face painted but plans change... Or when somebody gets shot. THEY BEST HAVE DONE SOME PRETTY FO REAL SHITZATUKI MUSHROOMS TO GET SHOT. AND UNLESS THEY GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD OR HEART DONT KILL EM OFF!! It's like~

"Ow I got shot in the leg just take me to the hospital and then I'll die in like the middle of the night." Like. Just. Don't. Even. Ever. At. All. Ever. Again.

•The best friends that fall for each other... They all the sudden reach 16-19 and see each other in a new light. Like cuz' five years ago when she was chubby I couldn't love her cuz she was like... Fat... But now she isn't... So I love her now...

Like for real I'm getting mad just writing this...

Guys... I know you are probs all like 'DUDE THIS ISNT A BLOG.' But what I would've written would have been some boring stuff so...
STAHP JUDGING ME YOU JUDGY PERSON...
Jk
Ily
A lot
No lie
So
😍-AJE